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THE LUMINOUS

★★★

Greenwich Theatre

THE LUMINOUS at Greenwich Theatre

★★★

“the actors play determined everywomen with plenty of brio, empathy and skill.”

What do all these have in common? The matchgirls’ strike of 1888, modern hospital regeneration, the Greenham Common peace camps of the 1980s, a sleepless half-twin, and a lady in a brown bonnet who is likely a ghost.

Although the solution is never properly clear, three women – Mighty, Mags and Alice – spend 90 minutes wrestling with the pieces in an attempt to create a cohesive picture.

A couple of bottles of red help.

This is a book club, comprising NHS workers kicking back. They’re studying The Luminous. Depending on your point of view, it’s either a lurid potboiler or a brutal examination of oppression in the 1880s. The title springs from the glowing bones of match workers who are slowly poisoned by deadly phosphorus.

Over the course of an evening, the increasingly drunken trio tackle – well, let’s hand over to the trigger warning on the publicity for a rundown: “Sensitive themes of violence against women (physical and sexual), abortion, illness and grief. It contains references to childbirth, self-immolation and nuclear warfare. It also contains strong language, ableist and misogynistic language and an abstract depiction of an autopsy.”

Self-immolation and nuclear warfare?

That’s some night.

The stage is spare, the scene is set. Catherine Dyson, also the writer, Cassie Friend and Rebecca Loukes ably play the three women who leap from this period to that, from drunken dancing to rueful recollections of family rifts. One minute we’re in hospital scrubs, the next we’re in the downbeat drapes of Victorian East London with Jack the Ripper loitering somewhere in the fog.

It’s a lot. But a theme emerges. Everywhere we turn, the women have it rough and every man we meet is a moustache-twiddling villain bent on copping a feel and worse.

The production tries hard to make these time jumps seamless, keeping the three on stage and offering up slick costume and tonal changes. There’s song, dance, a slide show and that autopsy. Under director Sabina Netherclift’s direction the pace is necessarily steady, so we’re always with the ever-shifting action, but there are so many ideas scrabbling for attention that some get left behind, never achieving a satisfying resolution.

Of all the conjoined sketches, the production feels most comfortable in the Penny Gaff, a raucous music hall where a lascivious ringmaster sells his girls on tales of West End glory while re-enacting bloody murder tableaux.

The parade of miseries the women endure – assault, oppression, exploitation, rape, neglect, mangled abortion – are somewhat formulaic (each of the women has their own set piece trauma) but the actors play determined everywomen with plenty of brio, empathy and skill. They manage, with vino in full flow, to create a sense of community and sisterhood.

This collage has an earnest underpinning and a brisk thematic and physical momentum so by the conclusion there’s been enough goodwill accrued to provide a galvanising edge, with generations of women calling on the next to pick up the baton.

Elsewhere, the week’s most telling cultural moment was actor Saoirse Ronan informing her stunned-to-silence male couch mates on The Graham Norton Show that using a phone as a weapon is something “girls have to think about all the time”.

So, there’s sufficient truth in the drama and urgency in the message to make The Luminous an admirable and diverting polemic.

 

THE LUMINOUS at Greenwich Theatre

Reviewed on 1st November 2024

by Giles Broadbent

 

 

 

 

 

 

Previously reviewed at this venue:

THE RIVER | ★★★ | October 2024
VINCENT RIVER | ★★★ | June 2023
AN INTERVENTION | ★★★½ | July 2022
BAD DAYS AND ODD NIGHTS | ★★★★★ | June 2021

THE LUMINOUS

THE LUMINOUS

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THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE

★★★★

UK Tour

THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE at Wilton’s Music Hall

★★★★

“A new and mostly fresh-faced cast give their all to this hugely enjoyable show”

At the highpoint of the Victorian era, WS Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan collaborated on 14 hugely successful comic operas, thanks to their being brought together by Richard D’Oyly Carte at the Savoy Theatre. Sullivan wrote the music and Gilbert the words. The duo’s gift for catchy tunes and clever and witty lyrics won them huge success.

HMS Pinafore, The Mikado and The Pirates of Penzance have long been out of copyright and remain firm favourites for amateur companies around the world. So far, so familiar. But what happens when you freshen up these old warhorses and stage them with an all-male cast?

Since 2009 London-based director Sasha Regan has been doing just that, first at the Union Theatre, which she founded, and subsequently on tour around the country and to Australia. When asked why an all-male cast, she once said she loves their innocence. “Like a bunch of fresh-faced schoolboys, they have an energy that is infectious”. That fizzing energy rocked Wilton’s Music Hall last night.

A new and mostly fresh-faced cast give their all to this hugely enjoyable show, injecting much delightful scampering campery into the already irreverent old story. David McKechnie (the very model of a modern Major-General) is the only cast member to have appeared in Sasha Regan’s show before and his version of the most famous patter song (think the original rap) is a tour de force.

Thanks to the direction and some ingenious and ultra-precise and always enchanting choreography by Lizzi Gee, the cast occupy the entire theatre most enjoyably. From the opening scene where the troupe of white clad performers bowl energetically on to the stage through the auditorium, their movement is a delight.

Amongst the best known numbers in the show are ‘When a felon’s not engaged in his employment’ (a Policeman’s lot is not a happy one) – sung with great gusto by a knee-trembling chorus of Policemen, and ‘Hail poetry’ a beautiful rendition of this a cappella anthem.

These choruses are well-suited to an all-male cast. The greatest challenges are in the female roles, where Sullivan wrote some beautiful bel canto tunes. As Mabel, Luke Garner-Greene makes an impressive stage debut, gamely tackling the considerable falsetto challenge. Robert Wilkes as Ruth has some terrific comic moments. Tom Newland is the living embodiment of the swaggering pirate king and Cameron McAllister has a fine voice and touching innocence in his performance as Frederic.

Right down to its cheesy ending when all’s right in this shining take on the Victorian world, Sasha Regan’s The Pirates of Penzance is a delightful don’t miss.


THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE at Wilton’s Music Hall

Reviewed on 31st October 2024

by David Woodward

Photography by Mark Senior

 

 

 

 

 

 

Previously reviewed at this venue:

THE GIANT KILLERS | ★★★★ | June 2024
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM | ★★★★★ | April 2024
POTTED PANTO | ★★★★★ | December 2023
FEAST | ★★★½ | September 2023
I WISH MY LIFE WERE LIKE A MUSICAL | ★★★★★ | August 2023
EXPRESS G&S | ★★★★ | August 2023
THE MIKADO | ★★★★ | June 2023
RUDDIGORE | ★★★ | March 2023
CHARLIE AND STAN | ★★★★★ | January 2023
A DEAD BODY IN TAOS | ★★★ | October 2022

THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE

THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE

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