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The Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monologues

★★★

Canal Café Theatre

THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES at the Canal Café Theatre

★★★

The Vagina Monologues

“Aurore Padenou’s performance stands out in particular, delivering many of her lines as though she had just thought of them”

 

The Vagina Monologues is so entirely engrained in the modern canon, even if you have no idea what it is, you’ve likely heard of it. Debuting in ‘96, it was then largely considered a radical, exciting idea, saying the unsayable with enthusiasm and positivity.

Based on interviews with hundreds of women, each monologue places the vagina at its centre: If it could speak what would it say, if it got dressed, what would it wear? Some are more serious: a refugee recalls being violently gang-raped, and thereafter considering her vagina a pillaged village, unvisited. But most are about discovery: of pleasure, power, identity.

The idea that we don’t talk about vaginas enough, are afraid to say the word itself, is still valid nearly three decades later. But the manner of execution feels dated at times. The many metaphors- “my vagina is a delicate flower; my vagina is a green field” and the airy-fairy ideas of what it would wear, or what it smells of- “snowflakes”- feel counter-productive.

Even in its prime, the play received some feminist criticism, pointing out that third-wave feminism had worked hard to argue that women were more than their bodies, and The Vagina Monologues argues almost the opposite. This feels truer than ever, and watching this production I’m struck by the thought that this is more historical than urgent; a glimpse into ideas past.

The performances themselves vary in quality, but all are carried out with enthusiasm and a sense that they are doing something important, telling stories that have, until now, been neglected, regardless of whether this is always true.

Aurore Padenou’s performance stands out in particular, delivering many of her lines as though she had just thought of them. Despite the controversy of The Little Coochie Snorcher That Could- a grown woman fondly reminisces about being seduced at 13 by an older woman- Pandenou presents this story tenderly and intimately. And while the gnawing feeling that this 13-year-old was essentially raped doesn’t quite go away, Padenou gives the narrative honest complexity.

Each monologue is accompanied by a theme of props- one woman clears up a birthday party, another polishes old silverware. These don’t appear to be relevant to the stories themselves, but given we’re watching multiple one-woman monologues, one right after the other, it keeps the eye focused and the ears from wandering.

Personally, I’m not especially charmed by the idea of my vagina wearing a tuxedo or a tutu, and I don’t think it adds anything to the conversation. But it’s undeniable that V’s (formerly Eve Ensler) work has been massively influential, informing some of the most exciting new theatre today, and that’s reason enough to go see this seminal work.


THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES at the Canal Café Theatre

Reviewed on 15th August 2023

by Miriam Sallon

Photography by Richard Lipman

 


 

 

 

Recently reviewed by Miriam:

 

Ashley Barnhill: Texas Titanium | ★★★★ | Museum of Comedy | August 2023
The Wind And The Rain | ★★★ | Finborough Theatre | July 2023
Union | ★★★ | Arcola Theatre | July 2023
Paper Cut | ★★½ | Park Theatre | June 2023
Fruits | ★★★★★ | The Vaults | March 2023
The Black Cat | ★★★★★ | King’s Head Theatre | March 2023
Under The Black Rock | ★★★ | Arcola Theatre | March 2023
Britanick | ★★★★★ | Soho Theatre | February 2023
It’s A Motherf**king Pleasure | ★★★★ | VAULT Festival 2023 | February 2023
Love In | ★★★★ | VAULT Festival 2023 | February 2023

The Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monologues

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ASHLEY BARNHILL

Ashley Barnhill: Texas Titanium

★★★★

The Museum of Comedy

ASHLEY BARNHILL: TEXAS TITANIUM at The Museum of Comedy

★★★★

ASHLEY BARNHILL

“How are we the only eight people to know about this gem of a gig?”

No matter how funny the comedian, how well-versed and confident, playing to an audience of five (eventually bolstered by three more latecomers) is an unfair fight.

But that doesn’t appear to stop Ashley Barnhill from winning her fun-sized crowd over with her hyper-sexualism, casual antagonism and just the small fact that she was hit by a car, knocked into a coma and now has a titanium skull.

It’s a lot of pressure for a small stand-up audience- the sound of the crowd is so vital to a good time- and while Ashley is warming up, the amused, but quiet smiles threaten to set the tone. But after just a few minutes, it feels less like a weak turn-out a more like an exclusive experience. How are we the only eight people to know about this gem of a gig?

“I’m trying to be less of an arsehole”, she repeatedly tells us, only to illustrate exactly why that’s an extremely unlikely goal. Ashley is shocking, yes, but it seems so completely honest that even if I’m a little scandalised at moments, I’m also completely on side. Chuckling devilishly before delivering her most controversial punchlines- “pro-lifers are just jealous they don’t know what it’s like to kill a baby”- she’s clearly amusing herself as much as anyone else.

The set is a little US-centric, which, playing to a British audience, is always going to be a harder sell. But for the most part, America’s issues are our issues too: the Me Too movement, Karens, abortion rights, paedophilia. It might sound very political, but Ashley’s commentary is sardonic to the extreme and entirely without loyalties.

Currently part of the Camden Fringe run, you’ve got one more chance to see Ashley in London before she heads off to Edinburgh, where she will no doubt kill, even if she’s only playing to the sound engineer. For the love of comedy, give this woman an audience! She’s earned it.


ASHLEY BARNHILL: TEXAS TITANIUM at the Museum of Comedy

Reviewed on 9th August 2023

by Miriam Sallon

Photography by Nick Asokan

 

 

 

 

Recently reviewed by Miriam:

 

The Wind And The Rain | ★★★ | Finborough Theatre | July 2023
Union | ★★★ | Arcola Theatre | July 2023
Paper Cut | ★★½ | Park Theatre | June 2023
Fruits | ★★★★★ | The Vaults | March 2023
The Black Cat | ★★★★★ | King’s Head Theatre | March 2023
Under The Black Rock | ★★★ | Arcola Theatre | March 2023
Britanick | ★★★★★ | Soho Theatre | February 2023
It’s A Motherf**king Pleasure | ★★★★ | VAULT Festival 2023 | February 2023
Love In | ★★★★ | VAULT Festival 2023 | February 2023
Naked Chats | ★★★★ | VAULT Festival 2023 | February 2023

Ashley Barnhill

Ashley Barnhill

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