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Madame Ovary

Madame Ovary

★★★★

VAULT Festival 2020

Madame Ovary

Madame Ovary

Studio – The Vaults

Reviewed – 18th February 2020

★★★★

 

“Hesmondhalgh maintains a comic buoyancy throughout, allowing for the story to move on from the inevitable darker moments”

 

At 23, Rosa has decided this is going to be her year. She is going to get fit, she’s going to make good life choices and she’s going to write a show as good as Fleabag. Easy peasy. But whilst she’s been busy yogaing and dating and thinking about thinking about starting to write, unbeknownst to her, her body has been taken over by cancer. After a couple of weeks of painful bloating (trapped wind, she guesses) she drops into A&E, and pretty much doesn’t leave for six months.

Based around Hesmondhalgh’s own experience of a young diagnosis, she talks us through some of the physical sensations, the emotional struggles, and the essential support system who gathered tightly around her for the whole process. It’s not a ground-breaking story, but of course it isn’t, it happens to thousands of people every day. And that’s why it’s so relatable, and such a necessary story to tell.

I tend not to read synopses before seeing a show so I was genuinely shocked when it became clear this is a story about a cancer survivor, and not an out and out comedy, as the first ten minutes might suggest. But Hesmondhalgh maintains a comic buoyancy throughout, allowing for the story to move on from the inevitable darker moments. Her delivery is also starkly open and honest, sometimes painfully so, and there’s a very relatable sense that she’s trying to keep it light, trying to keep it funny, but that her experiences won’t let her. She also makes great use of her only prop, a projector screen, on which she plays with Tinder, Whatsapps, neurotically Googles (can I have IBS and still poo) and, the pièce de résistance, receives a personal message from Louis Theroux which makes me as happy as if he’d sent it to me. Even though it’s overtly present in most people’s lives in various forms, technology is often left out, or used really bizarrely in the arts, so it’s refreshing to see it included realistically.

With a story like this, the obvious arc concludes with a new lease on life and everything somehow being better than before. Hesmondhalgh tries to steer away from that, touching on her PTSD, meditating briefly on her now absent ovary, and returning to the hospital to visit a fellow cancer survivor only to discover she didn’t survive.

But she can’t quite resist a soppy ending, finishing off with a montage of photos and videos of friends and family during her illness, and of course the much beloved Louis Theroux’s well wishes. Sure, it erases any edginess from the show, but it’s also evidence of the ardent community involved in this near-on tragedy – something you can’t really express in a fictional tale.

Maybe it’s not as good as Fleabag, but Hesmondhalgh has created something worthy in its own right. A comic tear-jerker with a real-life heroine at the centre.

Reviewed by Miriam Sallon

 

VAULT Festival 2020

 

 

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Nearly Human

Nearly Human

★★★

VAULT Festival 2020

Nearly Human

Nearly Human

Forge – The Vaults

Reviewed – 18th February 2020

★★★

 

“a passionate, unique live experience that has the bulk of the audience on their side”

 

“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe”. The words of Carl Sagan, the American astronomer, cosmologist and scientist who coined other phrases that orbit the fringes of the human mind. “We, are each of us, a little universe”. Sagan’s sound bites inform the bulk of the sporadic dialogue that cuts in on what is essentially a music gig. “Nearly Human”, running at VAULT Festival, is the brainchild of the award-winning, nine-piece, progressive brass band, ‘Perhaps Contraption’. Part choir, part chamber orchestra, part avant garde rock troupe, their music mixes pop, punk and free jazz.

By their own admission, this show is ‘niche’, and the lack of form to the music will not be to everybody’s taste. But it is quite a passionate, unique live experience that has the bulk of the audience on their side. It does occasionally have the feel of a rather long jam session, with a cosmology lecture thrown in for added pretentiousness. Life, the universe and evolution is trial and error and so is “Nearly Human” as its nearly harmonies battle for survival against the chaotic waves of brass and percussion. The result is chaotic and psychedelic; manic and meandering and nearly melodic.

Yet even if you are slightly baffled by the whole experience, there is something beguiling about the troupe that has the dynamic eccentricity of a travelling circus and the curiosity of a science symposium. While the musicians distort their scales and arpeggios, the spoken word is equally mind-twisting; and the inner-nerd in all of us is fully roused. The intermittent voice-overs appear random, and inconsequential, but so are we, we are led to believe. “The person you love is seventy-eight percent water”. Our make-up isn’t unique at all. The atoms that comprise us are as old as the universe itself and have probably lived within a million people before us. But is there an underlying structure? Is the Universe a sentient creature? Are we all just brain cells in a larger creature, on an inconceivably large scale, that has yet to become self-aware? How would we know? How could we test this?

“Nearly Human” explores the overwhelming unlikelihood of our own existence from the point of view of one atom. We learn that an atom is almost entirely empty space. If we were to remove all the empty space from atoms, the entire human race would fit into the size of a sugar cube. If we were able to remove some of the long interludes between these snippets of fascinating information, this show would make for a shorter, more concentrated and more enjoyable evening.

The show ends with another of Carl Sagan’s tag lines: “Extinction is the rule. Survival is the exception”. I do hope that this production proves to be an exception. It certainly deserves it and it definitely has the energy and inventiveness to evolve and survive. Maybe not for eternity, but for as long as is, nearly, humanly possible.

 

Reviewed by Jonathan Evans

 

VAULT Festival 2020

 

 

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