“Bennettâs wonderfully crafted throwaway lines pepper the text”
Almost fifty years on from Peter Nicholsâ âThe National Healthâ – a black comedy with tragic overtones that focuses on the appalling conditions in an under-funded national health hospital â Alan Bennettâs âAllelujah!â is its natural heir. Set in the geriatric ward of a doomed Yorkshire hospital, Bennettâs play echoes the themes but with a sharp, contemporary bite and with more humour that cushions the inherent and inevitable diatribes that come with the subject matter. Thankfully, for the most part, the politics are pushed backstage: the playâs the thing – and this is pure entertainment from start to finish. There is a definite television sitcom feel to the production; a less whimsical âGreen Wingâ with shades of the surrealism of Dennis Potterâs âThe Singing Detectiveâ. It is a potent combination.
The âBethâ (short for Bethlehem), an old-fashioned cradle-to-grave hospital on the edge of the Pennines, is threatened with closure as part of the NHS efficiency drive. Meanwhile a documentary crew is brought onto the wards to capture its fight for survival. But, resorting to some underhand methods, they also uncover some of the darker methods used to combat the constant struggle to free up beds for newcomers. Under Nicholas Hytnerâs acute direction the comedy and the poignancy are never at odds with each other. Hytner is well attuned to Bennettâs ability to switch from humour to pathos in a whisper. The biggest laughs hail from some of the cruellest dialogue. Bennettâs wonderfully crafted throwaway lines pepper the text, in which one of the elderly patients, reacting to the news that another has passed away, describes it as âvery rude â didnât he realise there was a queueâ.
There is no such discourtesy as the twenty-five strong cast queue up to deliver their fine performances. Here democracy rules, although there are some stand outs. Deborah Findlay gives a wonderful turn as the ward sister who singlehandedly and criminally ensures that the hospitalâs turnover of patients meets its targets. Jeff Rawle as the bigoted, lung-shredded ex-miner exhales a corrosive mix of insult and affection, especially towards his ministerial son (Samuel Barnett) who, by slightly implausible coincidence, has been sent up from Whitehall as the key facilitator in closing down the hospital. Peter Forbes lends a balanced self-important, self-mocking charm to his chairman of the hospital trust, and Sacha Dhawanâs character of the young Dr Valentine lays bare the more contemporary themes in our post-Windrush climate, and post-Saville era where âbedside manners borders on interferenceâ.
Yet there is still a feeling of nostalgia enhanced by the scenes being punctuated with dreamlike sequences of song and dance, brilliantly choreographed by Arlene Phillips, as the patients form a choir of angelic voices to reclaim a long-forgotten past amid the classic songs of their youth. You almost sense that they are being furtively drip fed some sort of hallucinogen alongside the normal daily medication.
Only in the final scenes when, like the hospital itself, the fourth wall is pulled down do we get a hint that the show, in part, is a vehicle for Bennettâs bugbears. Not just about the NHS, but modern British society in general. Bennett makes no attempt to hide his own voice as Dhawanâs Dr Valentine, facing deportation, addresses the audience directly and proclaims, âOpen your arms, England, before itâs too lateâ. This is the only slightly preachy moment in an otherwise slick, powerful and magical commentary on society. But at least it was saved for the end. The rest is a pure delight: a real tonic.
The countdown is on to the sixty-third annual Eurovision Song Contest in Lisbon, and although less than a month away it still seems a little premature to find a crowd of flag wielding and sequinned celebrants spilling onto the pavements outside the Shaftesbury Theatre. But on closer inspection, they are gathered for âWest End Eurovisionâ, the spectacular charity production with its welcome return after a three-year absence.
Established in 2008, West End Eurovision is one of the core fundraising events produced by TheatreMAD (the âMake A Difference Trustâ). It sees West End shows competing against each other singing original Eurovision songs, hoping to win the votes of the audience and their fellow competitors, and the approval of a panel of celebrity judges. But unlike the real shebang, the competitive spirit is absent – everybody is in it together to have a good time. And the real winners are the audience.
All-rounder Richard Gauntlett leads the proceedings, a man totally at home on the stage delivering in-jokes with the ability to mock and congratulate âshowbizâ both at the same time. To be a target of his satire is considered an honour. His banter is matched by the three judges: comedian, writer and actor Tom Allen, West End and TV star John Partridge and showbiz legend Arlene Phillips. But letâs cut to the chase â the reason weâre all here – which is the high-camp razzamatazz of each actâs performance. Selected cast from eight current West End Musicals give their own unique interpretation of a past Eurovision entry song.
And the winner is ⊠(being a one night only event this is obviously not a spoiler) âPhantom Of The Operaâ with a dramatic âRise Like A Phoenixâ. Fabulous and hilarious, Conchita would have adored this performance, complete with fake beards of varying, comic unshavenness (yes, that is a word). For me, it was a close run between them and âDreamgirlsâ, but âPhantomâ deserve the trophy. And the cherry on the cake is to have the award presented by Graham Norton.
With guest appearances from SuRie, our Eurovision representative this year in Lisbon, performing âStormâ, followed by Lucie Jones singing last yearâs entry âNever Give Up on Youâ, this was a high energy show from which you do leave on a high. But we are not allowed, and quite rightly so, to ignore the serious side. TheatreMAD: the Make A Difference Trust raises funds for HIV and AIDS projects that build awareness and provide care, support and education in the UK and Sub-Saharan Africa. Long may this annual event continue, and long may the Trust fly the flag for this totally mad night.