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My Son's A Queer

My Son’s A Queer, But What Can You Do?

★★★½

The Turbine Theatre

My Son's A Queer

My Son’s A Queer, But What Can You Do?

The Turbine Theatre

Reviewed – 23rd June 2021

★★★½

 

“Twelve-year old Rob is living the dream, and they’re inviting you, pick ‘n’ mix in hand, to watch”

 

All future productions, please take note: I absolutely accept bribes, in this instance a tub of pick ‘n’ mix waiting on my seat, particularly if it’s the fancy kind with chocolate-covered honeycomb and giant squishy jelly babies, which this was.

As it happens, a tub of fancy pick ‘n’ mix (provided for the whole audience) pairs exceptionally well with this evening’s gloriously kitsch, luxuriously self-involved, super extra display.

Using childhood home videos of Rob Madge directing their mum, dad, gran and grandad (and on one occasion aunts, uncles and cousins) in fully scripted, blocked and costumed productions, we’re guided through the seven steps to putting on a seamless Disney parade through gran’s hallway.

In doing so, Rob talks us through their journey of self-discovery and, despite the very best support from their family, battling society’s seemingly insatiable need to try and crush the sparkle out at a very young age.

On the one hand, this is a totally relatable story for anyone who doesn’t fit the mould, who was told they’d be better off trying to blend in than just be themselves. On the other, this is the most self-indulgent endeavour, in much the same way of a child’s living room show which, one supposes, is sort of the point. Regardless, it does feel a bit like it was created with mainly friends and family in mind who, no doubt, will have had the best time ever watching their beloved retrace their steps to their fabulous present selves.

And Rob is absolutely fabulous, as both a bossy 12-year-old sliding down the banister in full Mary Poppins get-up, and standing before us this evening, rocking a petticoat with confetti-filled pockets, and splicing family videos with belting, Broadway-like numbers.

Ryan Dawson Laight’s living room stage design is appropriately phantasmagoric: a set of draws turns into a showtime set of stairs, beneath an armchair hides a glittering golden runway, and tucked inside a TV cabinet is a set of disco lights and metallic streamers.

Costume changes, whilst far from seamless, are brilliant in their homespun charm: Maleficent’s fierce cape billows away to reveal Belle’s sunflower yellow dress, which tears off to unveil Ariel’s shell bra and shining tale.

And this is really the main difference between Rob’s homemade Disney parade over a decade ago and tonight’s performance: the full force of a professional production, replete with director (Luke Sheppard), lighting designer (Jai Morjaria), composer (Pippa Cleary) and projection designer (George Reeve). This is what happens when you give a brilliant, flamboyant twelve-year-old creative control and a budget. Twelve-year old Rob is living the dream, and they’re inviting you, pick ‘n’ mix in hand, to watch.

 

Reviewed by Miriam Sallon

Photography by Mark Senior

 


My Son’s A Queer, But What Can You Do?

The Turbine Theatre until 3rd July

 

Other shows reviewed by Miriam this year:
Tarantula | ★★★★ | Online | April 2021
Reunion | ★★★★★ | Sadler’s Wells Theatre | May 2021

 

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Reunion

★★★★★

Sadler’s Wells Theatre

Reunion

Reunion

Sadler’s Well Theatre

Reviewed – 18th May 2021

★★★★★

 

“a thrilling showcase of elegance, talent and so much vivacity, it is genuinely breath-taking”

 

By god, how awful must a show have had to seem, how incredibly dull, how acutely offensive, for me not to have leapt at the chance to escape my ever-shrinking living room for an evening. Even the schizophrenic weather- now sunny, now hailing, now lashing rain- couldn’t have stopped me from skipping out of my front door, mask and sanitiser in hand.

So it goes, I arrive an hour early (a little too keen perhaps), drenched to the skin and grinning like a mad person who hasn’t spoken to any strangers in fourteen months. Luckily ‘Reunion’ is the perfect show to start the year (in May!)

Bringing together five pieces from five eminent choreographers, the English National Ballet delivers a thrilling showcase of elegance, talent and so much vivacity, it is genuinely breath-taking.

Some are simply beautiful. Yuri Possokhov’s ‘Senseless Kindness’, for example, is set bravely to Shostakovich’s Piano Trio No1, and sees four dancers slipping exquisitely in and out of synchronicity, vacillating with the music between romance and pugnacity.

Others are a quaking reminder of how gloriously exciting and invigorating live performance can be. ‘Take Five Blues’, choreographed by Stina Quagebar, is something like if the Jets and the Sharks actually got on really well. At times bordering on the chaotic, these eight dancers seem like they’re having just the best time, expressing playfulness and glee with every bounding leap, every meteoric pirouette.

There are occasions, however, when the accoutrements are in danger of overshadowing. For the first two performances we are graced with the English National Ballet Philharmonic, and there is more than one moment when I find my eye drawn, not to the dancers, but to the violinist bowing low, husky harmonics, or the mezzo soprano (Catherine Backhouse) singing Purcell’s ‘When I Am Laid’ with boundless pathos.

The lighting too is artfully crafted, and nearly the only design aspect throughout. That being said, there’d hardly be any room for anything else. Russell Maliphant’s work could even be described as a dance-light collaboration, rather than one accompanying the other. Video artist Panagiotis Tomaras creates a spectacular of frantic, dappling speckles, aqueous pools and dizzying stripes racing across the stage, coalescing with the dancers’ movements and creating entirely new shapes and effects.

Never was an audience so ready for a show, and even at half-capacity as necessitated by covid, we’re applauding, whooping, even foot-stomping with such ardour at any given opportunity, it feels like a heaving full house. Are we a little more enthused because it’s the first show back? Is this review a little more glowing? Does a man enjoy a meal more if he’s starving? Who’s to say? Who cares? I was ravenous. Who isn’t right now.

 

Reviewed by Miriam Sallon

 

Image: Fernanda Oliveira and Fabian Reimair in Echoes, a film by Michael Nunn and William Trevitt, choreographed by Russell Maliphant © English National Ballet

 


Reunion

Sadler’s Well Theatre until 30th May

 

Reviewed by Miriam this year:
Tarantula | ★★★★ | Online | April 2021

 

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