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MONARCHS ANONYMOUS

★★★★

The Other Palace

MONARCHS ANONYMOUS

The Other Palace

★★★★

“the silliness of this play delights a willing house”

Monarchs Anonymous started as a YouTube sketch about history’s crowned heads dragged into group therapy. It’s a family production that has since grown into a fully staged comedy at The Other Palace. The premise alone is worth the ticket: a support group for history’s monarchs, the beheaded, the grandiose and the merely bored. The audience are co-opted into the session from the outset, donning cardboard crowns and reciting the group mantra, everyone a fellow sovereign. This lends the evening a cheerful complicity. While the concept has a near-bottomless mine of potential material, the script chooses to veer towards farce, playing to the gallery. That’s the intention. The audience laps it up.

The conceit is irresistible, and the acting is excellent. William Harry Mitchell’s Henry VIII clings to his emotional support weapon, Helena Devereux’s Marie Antoinette frets for more champagne, Joshua Poole’s Charles II can barely govern his libido, and George Eggay’s Mansa Musa I grumbles magnificently about being the least known of the rulers, yet the richest. The parade of sovereigns is a visual feast that earns its applause before a word is spoken (costumes by Kathy Brazier; theme music by Richard de Winter). There are some genuinely fine gags delivered with a knowing wink. The absent Tutankhamun, we are told, has gone back to his Mummy.

The show’s warm origin is palpable, built around a kitchen table by two generations of the same family running the Ceridwen Theatre Company: Nadia and Lyon Devereux co-wrote with Nadia’s husband Joshua Poole, Nadia also directs and plays Pam while her sister Helena takes Marie Antoinette, and their mother, Vivien Lesley Jones, production-manages.

The in-built issue of such productions is the need for outside editing. The script could be tightened. The opening overstays its welcome, circling the setup long after the audience have grasped it. The evening never reaches what it’s marketed as: the actual reckoning of these damaged, grandiose souls. Instead, the plot pivots on the machinations of the therapist, Dr Thompson, played by the historian Kat Marchant of YouTube’s Reading the Past. She acts very well, but her character is the least interesting figure in the room. The genuine psychoanalysis that is marketed as the beating heart of the piece is repeatedly deferred in favour of farce.

In the second half, the monarchs shed their robes and crowns for everyday wear, and the question sharpens: stripped of regalia, who are these people? Is a king without a kingdom simply a man with opinions and a grievance? Harriet Sharmini Smithers’s Sophia Duleep Singh (suffragette and exiled Punjabi princess) lands the idea most pointedly. There is another play hiding inside this one, a play that stops winking to the gallery and lets the premise breathe. And yet, perhaps this is the treatment monarchs deserve. The more the mystery is unveiled, the sillier our own royal family looks. Perhaps, behind the palace doors, this bickering and self-regard is all any of them amounts to.

Taken on its own terms, the silliness of this play delights a willing house. The crown, as it were, is slightly askew. It is still very much worth the audience.

 



MONARCHS ANONYMOUS

The Other Palace

Reviewed on 24th June 2026

by Elizabeth Botsford

Photography by DMLK


 

 

 

 

MONARCHS ANONYMOUS

MONARCHS ANONYMOUS

MONARCHS ANONYMOUS

WHY I STUCK A FLARE UP MY AR*E FOR ENGLAND

★★★★

Garrick Theatre

WHY I STUCK A FLARE UP MY AR*E FOR ENGLAND

Garrick Theatre

★★★★

“an hour of pure theatre comedy gold”

Just once in a while a piece of writing and a solo performance comes along that leaves you tingling as you leave the theatre. Jodie Comer’s Prima Facie was one. Now, at the opposite end of the scale of experience, comes Alex Hill with his one-man show about football fandom, its heights and its depths.

‘Why I Stuck A Flare up my Ar*e for England’ has been around for three years and, frankly, there is little for a reviewer to say that hasn’t been already said. It premiered at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2023, returned in 2024 and 2025, and for the last year has been touring in the UK and Australia. It’s been playing to sell-out audiences (last night was no exception) and has consistently garnered four and five stars.

So why I hadn’t heard of it (nor had my companion) is a bit of a mystery but here is where the brilliance of writer/performer/producer Alex Hill starts. Football dramas (the Ted Lasso TV series excepting) are not my usual fare. I barely noticed the European championship game when the #bumflare incident went viral and inspired this exposition. The current excitement around FIFA World Cup 2026 leaves me cold. Yet this could scarcely be a better time to see this show. It is both dazzling and devastating in its fantasy exploration of the inner life of fictional football fanatic Billy Kinley. And an eye opener into the poignancy of a simple childhood love of the game gone wrong.

Billy is a character based on a real-life England fan who put a lit flare in his buttocks before the 2021 Euros final. Hill – a 2022 graduate of Arts Educational Schools – has transformed this laughable event into just over an hour of pure theatre comedy gold. His energy is jaw dropping. Downing in quick succession two pints of, apparently, beer; throwing out his arms shouting ‘It’s match time’; bounding about the simple stage engaged in virtual fighting; the pace leaves you gasping. And then, as his downward spiral into drink, drugs, tribal battles, racism and fatal relationships spins him into excess, you suddenly see his world explode and Hill delivers an extraordinary transition towards a tear-jerking, sombre finale.

There is genius in here too, with the matching of football culture against classic arts ‘culture’. In a hilarious episode, Billy finds himself manoeuvred into taking his girlfriend to what he calls a ‘Martini’ performance of Les Misérables, just when he should be at his beloved Saturday afternoon match. Throughout this show, Hill is laughing at himself, at us and, of course, at football obsession.

The monologue is not completely without flaws: some strange sound design early on and a couple of narrative connections lost. Set against this was a truly engaged audience, shouting encouragement as he necked those pints, singing along to the match anthems, and roaring with laughter as he threw himself around afterwards. Clearly most of them, unlike me, knew what they were in for. And everyone was on their feet at the end, quietening only as Hill – crying himself – read out this thanks and credits, mostly to show director Sean Turner who took a bet on him back in 2023.

‘Why I Stuck a Flare…..’ is leaving now for New York. Not surprising, in 2026; yet I can’t help wondering what American audiences, who grew up with films like Jerry Maguire and Field of Dreams, will make of this extraordinary addition to football arts.



WHY I STUCK A FLARE UP MY AR*E FOR ENGLAND

Garrick Theatre

Reviewed on 21st June 2026

by REVIEWER

Photography by Rah Petherbridge

 

 

 

 

WHY I STUCK A FLARE UP MY ARSE

WHY I STUCK A FLARE UP MY ARSE

WHY I STUCK A FLARE UP MY ARSE