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THREE MEN IN A BOAT

★★★★

Rose Theatre Kingston

THREE MEN IN A BOAT

Rose Theatre Kingston

★★★★

“funny, farcical and full of heart”

‘Three Men in a Boat’ – a riotous, riverside romp – makes its world premiere on the banks of the Thames. Packed with preposterous pandemonium, audiences will fall in love with this bonkers bout of Britishness.

On a whim, Jerome, Harris and George set off on a boating misadventure from Kingston to Oxford ahead of Harris’ wedding. As the impromptu stag descends into chaos, the hapless trio – helped by Monty the dog – must muddle through together.

Written by Al Smith and based on Jerome K. Jerome’s classic comic novel, this inventive musical gleefully taps into panto and music hall traditions, with cheeky innuendo, knockabout slapstick and a non-existent fourth wall. The dialogue is full of wicked one-liners and devastating Victorian disdain, set against escalating absurdity to keep you on your toes. There’s emotional depth too, touching on strained friendships, pre-wedding jitters and grief with surprising clarity. A couple of moments could be tighter, particularly a tongue-twister routine that goes on a tad long, and the somewhat leisurely build to the finale. Even so, it’s a charming caper that cleverly refreshes a British classic for modern audiences.

Grant Olding’s music and lyrics blend music hall traditions with modern irreverence, with plenty of period styles – including a rapid-fire patter song akin to “I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General” after a few pints – and a lot more swearing. The orchestrations are delightfully playful and the lyrics match the script’s wit line for line. The hallucinatory drum-and-bass detour could crank up the delirium further. Otherwise, the score complements the production’s spark and silliness beautifully.

Christopher Haydon’s direction – with movement from John Nicholson, puppetry by Chris Pirie, fight direction by Riad Richie and choreography by Simon Hardwick – embraces the story’s whimsy with infectious charm. Cast scramble over audience members, swimmers burst through the stage, and a gloriously chaotic swan attack sends goslings flying into the auditorium. The double revolves are used to great effect, conjuring a shifting labyrinth – sorry, maze – and picturesque river sequences, while the pacing and comic timing rarely put a foot wrong. Though transitions could be slicker – hindered by an unruly lightweight curtain – and the finale feels a touch buttoned-up after the bonkers Act One closer. Even so, this lively, inventive production always has a surprise up its sleeve and proves immensely good fun.

Simon Kenny’s set and costume design perfectly capture the anarchic spirit, with everything delightfully off kilter, prim period artwork becoming gleefully upended, and offbeat attire brilliantly reflecting the characters and chaos. Olding’s sound design brings atmosphere and impact, though the vocals could sit higher in the mix to land every lyric. Simisola Majekodunmi’s lighting shifts effortlessly between realism and absurdity, while Charlie Tymms’ puppets are utterly charming.

This superb cast sparkles with wit and precision, landing every punchline with razor-sharp timing and navigating ad-libs and mishaps – including a stubborn urn lid – with effortless flair. Jonny Weldon’s Jerome is tragically forthright: a man who always has the words, except when they matter most. Richard David-Caine’s George cuts through the Victorian verbosity with deliciously dry barbs, making every appearance a treat. Bronté Barbé’s Harris is sweet, earnest and endearingly oblivious, before switching seamlessly into his warm-but-weary fiancée. Meanwhile, Monty the dog, charmingly puppeteered by Calum Donald-Bruce, repeatedly steals scenes with scruffy charisma and unexpected wisdom. Together they’re an irresistible bunch with plenty of vocal firepower.

‘Three Men in a Boat’ is funny, farcical and full of heart. This is one trip up the Thames you won’t regret making.



THREE MEN IN A BOAT

Rose Theatre Kingston

Reviewed on 23rd September 2026

by Hannah Bothelton

Photography by Helen Murray

 

 

 

 

 

THREE MEN IN A BOAT

THREE MEN IN A BOAT

THREE MEN IN A BOAT

NEVER LET ME GO

★★★

Rose Theatre

NEVER LET ME GO at the Rose Theatre

★★★

“Despite being engaging, it is nowhere near as devastating as it should, or could, be.”

Back in 1997, the most famous sheep in the world grabbed our attention. Her name was Dolly. The first large mammal to be successfully cloned. Obviously, speculation about human cloning rapidly erupted. Fortunately, it has never been legalised, so it has always remained at the speculation stage, revolving around the obvious concerns of ‘playing god’, interfering with the natural order of life, designer-babies, the ‘rights’ of clones and the purpose of cloning. Kazuo Ishiguro took these questions by the horns for his 2005 science fiction novel “Never Let Me Go”, which takes place in an alternative reality at the end of the twentieth century in which human cloning is authorised for the elite as a means of providing vital organs for transplant. The clones are brought up in a boarding school, closely monitored to stay healthy, initially unaware of the purpose of their existence and inevitable shortness of life.

It was a captivating and unsettling story, and one that was always going to be difficult to adapt for other media. The film adaptation, although well received, was criticised for sanitising the subject matter and failing to capture the darkness. Suzanne Heathcote’s stage adaptation is aware of its limitations, so wisely shifts its focus to the more human story. Split into three parts, it starts with the characters at their country boarding school, called Hailsham, before they move into a kind of half-way house (the Cottages), and finally onto the third stage where they are sent to fulfil their purpose, and their organs are surgically removed one by one. The clones usually survive a couple of operations, never more than four. There are ways to prolong this pitiful life; either by becoming a ‘carer’ for other clones or by proving that you are in love and the donations are deferred for a few years (however this latter privilege turns out to be merely a rumour).

Kathy (Nell Barlow) is a ‘carer’, and the narrator of the story – in retrospect. We first see her with a new donor – Maximus Evans’ inquisitive Phillip – some years after Hailsham has been closed down. As Kathy reminisces, the past bursts through the doors of Tom Piper’s cleverly crafted set to swirl around the protagonist, pulling her in and out of the story in waves. Christopher Haydon’s direction makes wonderful use of this device giving us a clear indication of where and when we are. Similarly, the cast deftly shift between adulthood and childhood with their mannerisms and diction adapting to the age of their character.

At its heart is a love triangle. Kathy, Tommy (Angus Imrie) and Ruth (Matilda Bailes) are typical kids at first. Tommy and Ruth form an alliance, but the true attraction is between Tommy and Kathy. One that Ruth tries to put a wedge between. Bailes’ opinionated, slightly rebellious Ruth gives way to regret and remorse, while Imrie’s bad-tempered, big-hearted Tommy rages against the injustices, not so much of love, but of fate. Sitting comfortably in the auditorium, it is near impossible for the audience to envisage how it must be to live this kind of life. Unfortunately, the play doesn’t draw us much closer. Despite being engaging, it is nowhere near as devastating as it should, or could, be. At over two hours long there is plenty of opportunity to cut right into the heart of the subject matter, and its emotional fall out. But the incisions are skin deep, and the true ethical issues are glossed over. The second act is more successful. The deceptions hurled onto the young clones are revealed, which shines a mirror up to society’s alleged treatment of minorities and the subject of exploitation. Susan Aderin, as the hardened and pragmatic schoolmistress, sheds light on the warped reasoning behind the false optimism fed to the clones. But again, the horror gets blurred through the long lens of exposition. Although she convinces us that the clones do have souls like the rest of us, the play, as a whole, lacks a real heart or soul.

Like Ishiguro’s original haunting novel, the play is no less relevant. The title comes from a fictional song within the story. We hear pre-recorded snippets of it, sung soulfully by Marisha Wallace, but are never allowed to let it completely wash over us. “Never Let Me Go”, without a true sense of the love, loss, hope, and desire inherent in the title, doesn’t quite engulf us either. However, we are still given plenty to think about, and can enjoy the challenging conversations it inevitably triggers in the bar afterwards.


NEVER LET ME GO at the Rose Theatre then UK Tour continues

Reviewed on 24th September 2024

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Hugo Glendinning

 

 


 

 

 

Previously reviewed at this venue:

SHOOTING HEDDA GABLER | ★★★★ | October 2023

NEVER LET ME GO

NEVER LET ME GO

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