BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

New Theatre Royal

★★★★

“this show will leave you smiling, laughing and thoroughly entertained”

The New Theatre Royal Portsmouth’s Beauty and the Beast is an enchanting pantomime that captures the magic of this cherished Christmas tradition. Created in association with Jordan Productions and directed by Hannah Boyce, it expertly blends humour, heartfelt moments and dazzling stagecraft, offering an unforgettable experience for the whole family.

Chris Jordan’s witty script offers a refreshing twist on the classic tale. Instead of rushing to the cursed Beast, the story takes time to explore the vain, arrogant Prince, setting the stage for a more meaningful transformation. Bored with admiring his own reflection, the Prince ventures to a nearby village to find a bride as beautiful as himself. Confident his charm will suffice, he’s stunned when Beauty shows no interest. Meanwhile, two others vie for his attention: the fabulous Dame Dotty, his housekeeper, who dreams of marrying him until she falls for a man in the front row (cue endless winks and double entendres) and the wicked enchantress Malevolent, who curses him into his beastly form when spurned.

Malevolent, with her wicked schemes, drives the conflict at the heart of the story. She’s perfectly counterbalanced by Fairy Formidable, whose comically heavy French accent and rhyming couplet battles keep the plot on track amidst the panto’s many diversions. Supporting the story are Dame Dotty’s hapless son, Potty Pierre and Beauty’s father, Jean Jacques, whose blunder at the Beast’s castle sets Beauty on her fateful journey.

The cast shines throughout. Breanna Bradshaw, in her stage debut, exudes charm and warmth as Beauty, anchoring the emotional heart of the story. Lewes Roberts skilfully portrays the Beast’s journey, transforming from a preening Prince to a shambling creature and finally a dashing hero. Chris Aukett’s Dame Dotty is a comedic powerhouse, with impeccable timing and audience interaction. Becky Vere’s Fairy Formidable and Rachel Stanley’s Malevolent create a captivating dynamic, with Malevolent’s campy villainy countered by Fairy Formidable’s bubbly optimism. Brendan Hooper as Jean Jacques and Christian James as Potty Pierre round out the cast with slapstick charm and warm-hearted humour.

Dotty and Potty frequently steal the show with their comedic timing and cleverly crafted routines. Highlights include a plate-smashing sketch, a tongue-twisting number set to I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General and the ever-popular ghost routine, which had the audience gleefully shouting “It’s behind you!” and singing along to Ghostbusters.

The French setting inspires playful musical nods: Dotty makes her grand entrance with I Love Paris, the Prince belts out a reworked Lady Marmalade and Dotty serenades her front-row amour with La Vie en Rose. Jean Jacques’s heartfelt rendition of Charles Aznavour’s She is hilariously upstaged by Dotty and Potty’s antics, while Malevolent mocks France’s military history before launching into Waterloo. This leads to a show-stopping ABBA medley, with Dotty and Potty donning flared lycra half-and-half costumes to represent both Agnetha and Anni-Frid.

Shelley Claridge’s costumes are a visual feast, especially Dame Dotty’s outlandish ensembles, including a superhero costume, a breakfast table and a festive Christmas pudding. Beauty’s gorgeous yellow-gold ballgown, reminiscent of Belle’s iconic dress from the Disney film, is another highlight. The finale, with the cast in dazzling white and blue sparkles reminiscent of the Pompey FC strip, adds a local flourish to the magical conclusion.

Visually, the production is stunning. Andy Newell’s vibrant backdrops and David Coull’s sparkling lighting design transport the audience to an enchanted kingdom, while inventive stagecraft – including fireworks and wirework – enhances the spectacle. The ballroom dance between Beauty and the Beast, floating gracefully above the stage, is a breathtaking end of act one highlight that perfectly encapsulates the show’s romance.

Adam Haigh’s choreography and Patrick Stockbridge’s musical direction are equally impressive. High-energy dance numbers and catchy songs keep the audience engaged, while the clever mix of classic tunes and cheeky panto parodies ensures something for everyone.

The New Theatre Royal Portsmouth’s Beauty and the Beast is a shining example of pantomime at its best. With no celebrity names, the production relies on the immense talent of its cast, who give their all with skill and enthusiasm. Whether you’re a lifelong panto fan or a first-time visitor, this show will leave you smiling, laughing and thoroughly entertained.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

New Theatre Royal

Reviewed on 15th December 2024

by Ellen Cheshire

Photography by Martin at Origin8 Design

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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

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★★

“There’s much here that could be funny if only it were slicker, shorter and snappier.”

I must admit to not having seen the first Cluedo stage adaptation, but I am reassured that this second play is all new (writers Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran). I can confess to having spent many hours playing the legendary board game in my youth and thought myself an expert sleuth at the time (with rather a secret crush on Miss Scarlett). So I was delighted to see on entering the theatre, a beautifully designed set comprising a giant portrayal of the classic gameboard with a cartoonesque manor house superimposed upon it (designer David Farley).

There is nothing noir or sinister about this production, and nor should there be. We see a shady character lurking in the shadows on occasions but, otherwise, the gruesome nature of murder by whoever, wherever, with whatever is lighthearted. The characters are as cardboard cutout as they can be, resembling it too, as they often stand so statically (director Mark Bell). Nearly the whole ensemble overplay their roles, but the production lacks a twinkle in the eye or a knowing acknowledgement that this is what they are doing.

The plot, such as it is, sees 1960s rock superstar Rick Black (Liam Horrigan) assemble a group of people in his massive country manor house to assess the new album which is going to resuscitate his floundering career. A slow preamble lets us in on backstory amongst the gathering and we discover past and present liaisons, secret identities, and who might have it in for whom if pushed far enough. There could be a lot of fun to be had here but much of the narrative is too long and too slow. Running gags run on too far and the staging is often clumsy and ponderous. We are also witness to a most contrived and least convincing love scene.

The characters are, of course, dressed in their appropriate colours but not garishly so. Colonel Mustard could have been yellower, Professor Plum more purple. Miss Scarlett certainly looks the part in a bright red mini dress, and Mrs Peacock too in an elegant blue gown. Between scenes, quasi-balletic sequences see the group of suspects and soon-to-be victims move around the house often in effective slow motion (movement director Anna Healey). Windows, doors, and picture frames are flown in and out as the company explores the building from room to room.

Sadly, the ensemble isn’t as slick as it could be. Jason Durr as Colonel Mustard shouts in a broad southern states American accent that greatly affects the clarity of his diction. Ellie Leach (in her stage debut) as Miss Scarlett is competent enough but lacks nuance. Edward Howells as the non-professor Professor Plum does what he can with a character so weak that he can’t himself explain quite what he is doing there. However, Hannah Boyce as Mrs Peacock commands the stage and our attention, holding her character and accent throughout. Dawn Buckland gives the performance of the night as the down-to-earth Cook, Mrs White, who pops up in unexpected places suggesting she knows the secrets of the house’s hidden passages. Jack Bennett as the “I’m an actor, not a butler” butler Wadsworth carries a single joke and much of the weight of the physical comedy.

But the whole thing doesn’t quite hold together. There’s much here that could be funny if only it were slicker, shorter and snappier.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

New Theatre Royal

★★★★

“this show will leave you smiling, laughing and thoroughly entertained”

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

New Theatre Royal

Reviewed on 15th December 2024

by Ellen Cheshire

Photography by Martin at Origin8 Design

More reviews by Ellen:

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

CLUEDO 2: THE NEXT CHAPTER at Cambridge Arts Theatre

★★

“There’s much here that could be funny if only it were slicker, shorter and snappier.”

CLUEDO 2: THE NEXT CHAPTER at Cambridge Arts Theatre

Reviewed on 25th March 2024

by Phillip Money

Photography by Alastair Muir

UK tour of Cluedo 2 continues to July – click logo below for further info

Previously reviewed at this venue:

CLUEDO 2

CLUEDO 2