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CHAT NOIR!

★★★★★

The Lost Estate

CHAT NOIR!

The Lost Estate

★★★★★

“spellbinding and unmissable, reckless and eccentric, dangerous and outrageous, beautiful and Bohemian”

Le Chat noir est un célèbre cabaret de Montmartre fondé en Novembre 1881 par Rodolphe Salis. It has long been credited as the birth of ‘Cabaret’. Originally a dingy tavern in the heart of Montmartre, the founder Salis invited artists to come and experiment as they wish (whatever that may have meant). Satire, song and sin combined to form the new art form. Four years later, its success far from sanitised it. Instead, it moved to new premises becoming more decadent, more dangerous, and a mecca for artists and rebels.

That much is fact. ‘The Lost Estate’, that brought Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” to vivid life last December, now turn their hand at recreating the Bohemian underworld of Paris in West London. The imagined scenario is that Rodolphe Salis is reopening the club after a temporary closure. He is facing bankruptcy, illness, the changing times, disaster. Possibly even death. With time running out the stakes are high. He has invited the press in. What could possibly go wrong? Nothing. And yet everything.

In fact, minutes into the evening we can positively ascertain that everything will go right. ‘The Lost Estate’ haven’t so much brought 1890s Paris into 2020s London but have transported us back to the Fin de Siècle. West Kensington lies outside, long forgotten now, and inside is Montmartre. We are the painters and the poets, the drinkers and the aristocrats; among the velvet drapes, the absinthiana and the candlelight. Although – as we are proudly informed – this new-fangled discovery called ‘electricity’ provides most of the lighting tonight. What’s more, we are French, the performers are French, and miraculously we understand everything. We think we are hearing and speaking English but that’s just the smoke and mirrors (you probably thought the opening line of this review was written in French but in fact it is the only English sentence).

Sounds nonsense? Yet it is indicative of how convincingly this company have recreated the world it depicts. And the audience are more than eager to comply, judging by the dress code. Theatricality is key. Most audience members look as though they are up for an Olivier for costume design. But that still doesn’t detract from the spectacle that awaits. Rodolphe Salis (Joe Morrow) appears like a genie to guide us through the night. The evening, he explains, is structured in three parts, according to his mantra: Art, Absinthe and Anarchy. There are intervals to allow for the food to be served and the cocktails (such as ‘The Poison Rose’) to be replenished.

So – let’s take each step at a time. We need to pace ourselves – it’s a long evening. But Morrow has the stamina and the charisma to keep it – and us – going strong. His team comprise the Muse, the Mime, the Dancer, the Illusionist and the Pianist. Of course, it is Eric Satie himself (Alex Ullman) at the piano, accompanied by an extremely accomplished house band: ‘Les Enfants Vagabondes’, a quartet of violin, cello, accordion and percussion. The musicians are centre stage, sometimes roaming the space, but always underpinning the performances with their mix of Romaticism, Impressionism, Exoticism, Burlesque, Belle Époque and virtuosity. The cabaret performers themselves, drifting in and out of solo and ensemble, spring from the same melting pot of influences while staying loyal to Rodolphe Salis’ vision. Alexander Luttley’s mime is extraordinary, telling us whole stories – both tragic and comic – with their supple movements. Issy Wroe Wright, the chanteuse, transcends operetta with a voice and sassiness that soars in time to dancer Coco Belle’s high kicks. All the while, magician Neil Kelso weaves his magic in between the acts and the audience.

After the main course, they all come together as the atmosphere shifts. We are in the ‘absinthe-dream’ – a gorgeous interlude. Fluid, and interpretive with the movement and music married in perfect harmony. Claude Debussy’s ‘Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun’ is rearranged for the night-club troubadours; Wright’s soprano replacing the flutes, and each bar breathing its way into an almost hallucinogenic dream. It is an unexpected moment, but a highlight. We don’t notice them arriving, but absinthe fountains have miraculously appeared at our tables.

It isn’t long before the evening veers towards anarchy. Allegedly, the closing segment is unrehearsed and improvised. Of course, we know better, yet the misrule is convincing. Bizet’s ‘Carmen’ is given the ‘Reduced’ treatment, coupled with a ‘play-that-goes-wrong’ sensibility, before a finale that assures us that Salis is going to be okay – his future looks bright (despite a wonderful satiric episode mid show, depicting theatre critics as the devil incarnate). Joe Morrow, in one of his most exuberant moments as Rodolphe Salis, proclaims grandly that he ‘doesn’t care’ what the reviews say. In the narrative of the drama, the characters are fighting for their lives to save the club. In reality, nothing could be further from the truth. Instead, these performers are having the time of their life. And so are we. “Le Chat Noir” is an unparalleled evening of cabaret. A touch on the expensive side, maybe, unless you happen to be lucky enough to be one of Salis’ guests. But the show is spellbinding and unmissable, reckless and eccentric, dangerous and outrageous, beautiful and Bohemian. It may feel like I have overextended my word count here, but I have been holding back as much as I can. There is so much more. I would urge you to take the trip back in time to Montmartre as soon as you can. Before it is too late and this show has sold out. A joyous night of escapism.

 



CHAT NOIR!

The Lost Estate

Reviewed on 28th April 2026

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Nick Ray


 

 

 

 

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MUSIK

★★★★

Wilton’s Music Hall

MUSIK

Wilton’s Music Hall

★★★★

“Barber gives the character everything she has”

Jonathan Harvey and the Pet Shop Boys’ salacious, scandalous and searingly funny “Musik” is only an hour long, but it will take stage management twice as long each night to clear up all the celebrity names dropped. It’s a good thing, too, that we’re fully aware that this is a work of complete fiction (although we would love it to be all true) otherwise the libel lawyers would outnumber the paying audience. Mind you, my guess is that they’d be won over pretty rapidly by Frances Barber’s brilliant and hilarious delivery of Harvey’s script, that charts the outrageous life of a certain Billie Trix.

So, who is this Billie Trix? She was first introduced to the world in the 2001 musical, ‘Closer to Heaven’ as a retired rock icon and actress. Although the narrator, she had a relatively small part of the story. In 2019, Harvey and the Pet Shop Boys created “Musik”, the spin-off cabaret show that propelled Trix to centre stage, exploring her back story from her ignominious birth in war-torn Berlin to the present day. Not quite a ‘cradle-to-grave’ story, as she still manages to keep the latter at bay, against all the odds. Six songs pepper the narrative, opening with ‘Mongrel’. “Times were tough, but I was tougher…” she croons in her ravaged voice, “times were rough, but I was rougher”. Yet by the final song she is undeniably celebratory, belting out the fact that you’ve got to live your life for every moment (she certainly has). “We never know what’s round the corner” she says by way of introduction, “and that’s what gives me hope”.

And what corners she has turned, managing to find herself at the forefront of each revolution in pop culture; giving birth to the American folk revival, inventing ‘Disco’, inspiring Andy Warhol’s pop art culture, creating Madonna’s image and – in an update since its 2019 premier – unwittingly causing the global pandemic. She witnessed Vietnam, rejected the hand of a young Trump (good move), and got up to all graphically described shenanigans with the likes of Lou Reed, Andy Warhol, Jackson Pollock, Damien Hirst, Tracy Emin, Mick (and Bianca) Jagger, Frank Zappa, Shania Twain, Jean-Paul Sartre, even the Dalai Lama… I could go on. Trix is clearly delusional, and her memoir is fantastical. She is larger than life, arrogant, self-assured and psychotically callous and indifferent to opinion. But she is adorable, charismatic, and laugh-out-loud hilarious. Barber gives the character everything she has, bringing her to life and making her preposterous anecdotes totally believable… almost. With expert comic timing, Barber mixes over-the-top self-aggrandisement with dead-pan self-deprecation, conquering the stage and the audience with a performance Billie Trix could only dream of.

Terry Johnson directs the show with the pulsating pace of a Pet Shop Boys dance anthem. Barber talks and moves at 120bpm, seamlessly segueing into the musical numbers. The unmistakable Tennant and Lowe synth-pop backing does give a vague karaoke feel to the songs, but Barber’s crackling vocals adds the required depth, aided by Harvey’s and the duo’s scathingly clever lyrics. The songs are not necessarily what we’ll be taking home with us – it is Harvey’s razor-sharp writing, coupled with Barber’s fiercely formidable performance that will be truly remembered. Billie Trix insists that she is a ‘gift to the world’. A dubious claim. But there’s no doubting that Frances Barber is a gift to the theatre world. Her character is indomitable, her show unmissable.



MUSIK

Wilton’s Music Hall

Reviewed on 17th October 2025

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Charlie Flint


 

Previously reviewed at this venue:

THE REMARKABLE BEN HART | ★★★★★ | September 2025
MACBETH | ★★★★ | July 2025
ROMEO AND JULIET | ★★★ | June 2025
MARY AND THE HYENAS | ★★★ | March 2025
THE MAGIC FLUTE | ★★★★ | February 2025
POTTED PANTO | ★★★★★ | December 2024

 

 

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