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Pain(t)
★★★★

New Wimbledon Theatre, Time and Leisure Studio

Pain(t)

Pain(t)

Time & Leisure Studio, New Wimbledon Theatre

Reviewed – 11th March 2019

★★★★

 

“I cannot recommend it enough, although I take no responsibility for your reaction to it”

 

Half way through Patrick Kennedy’s production of “Pain(t)”, a voice-over announces that “we are now reaching the interesting part of the play. Everything up to now has been recognisable”. Oh yeah? From where I’m sitting nothing whatsoever has been familiar so far. Which is the underlying beauty of avant-garde artist Richard Foreman’s work. Since the establishment of his ‘Ontological-Hysteric Theatre’ in New York in 1968, he has produced numerous plays, over the five decades, with perhaps the most experimental and provocative ideas in postmodern theatre. Yet apart from Foreman himself, Patrick Kennedy is the only director to stage his work in the UK.

Which is no easy task. It must be like being abandoned in a chaotic, unfamiliar city with no compass or street signs. Yet Kennedy has somehow paved his own way to present something quite stunningly unforgettable, mesmerising and incomparably bizarre. Just don’t ask me what it’s about. Not because I don’t know (well – in truth I have no idea!) but because, like a surrealist painting, the observer is entitled to take away whatever they want. Any interpretation is seemingly allowed. “Any sentence can mean anything” is a recurring motif that defines the erratic narrative.

However, for those who feel the urge to sniff out a storyline, the scenario seems based on an ancient French fable in which a young woman from the Provinces comes to the big city to try to gain fame as a great artist. Upon meeting the leading paintress of her day, she realises that to replace that talented lady in the public’s eye would not be easy. In this interpretation Rhoda (Emma Gilbey) arrives in Potatoland (yes – you read that correctly) to gain fame by usurping the ruling artist Eleanor (Ivy Lamont). Meanwhile Max (Benjamin Chaffin) is being held sexual prisoner for the two artists’ ravenous delights. This incredibly dedicated and open-minded cast, which also includes Ola Forman and Tommaso Giacomin, have no trouble drawing the audience in, such is the unselfconscious belief in their uninhibited performance.

It is a performance that transfixes throughout; the dramatic equivalent of a dropped jaw. It is part arthouse cinema, part radio play, part installation, part theatre of the absurd, part cartoon, part surrealist and Dadaist art; with echoes of Buñuel and Dali; Lynch and Genet; Beckett and Burroughs. But even curiouser and curiouser. It makes Alice’s adventures seem positively mundane and quotidian.

You will loathe it or love it – it seems impossible to imagine anything in between. I cannot recommend it enough, although I take no responsibility for your reaction to it. But there is no denying the importance of this sort of art form. It makes us look at theatre, and life to some degree, in a different way. But I can’t really describe why. The dictionary definition of ‘indescribable’ is twofold. Traditionally it was a word used for something too unusual or extreme to be adequately described; yet recently it has become a superlative to express sheer excellence. “Pain(t)” is a show that encompasses both definitions.

Indescribable, indescribable – and unmissable.

 

Reviewed by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Alessia Chinazzo

 

New Wimbledon Theatre

Pain(t)

Time & Leisure Studio, New Wimbledon Theatre until 16th March

 

Previously reviewed at this venue:
All Night Long | ★★★ | New Wimbledon Theatre | January 2018
Legally Blonde The Musical | ★★★★ | New Wimbledon Theatre | June 2018
The Secret Letters of Gertie & Hen | | Time and Leisure Studio | October 2018

 

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Legally Blonde The Musical – 4 Stars

Blonde

Legally Blonde The Musical

New Wimbledon Theatre

Reviewed – 18th June 2018

★★★★

“so delightfully implausible that we have total faith in its fanciful outcome”

 

One of the central messages of “Legally Blonde – the Musical” is not to judge a book by its cover, because appearances can be deceptive. On paper, this musical is ludicrously absurd. Yet the story of the fluffy, seemingly empty-headed Elle Woods who rises to courtroom stardom is so delightfully implausible that we have total faith in its fanciful outcome.

Elle, dumped by her boyfriend Warner Huntington, blags her way into Harvard Law School in an attempt to win him back. She soon discovers, though, that her aptitude for the law can help others and she eventually defends exercise queen Brooke Wyndham in a murder trial. Throughout the show, no one has faith in Elle, but she manages to surprise them when she defies expectations, while still remaining true to herself.

Based on the MGM movie starring Reese Witherspoon, the stage adaptation enjoyed Broadway success, followed by an Olivier award winning West End run. This current touring production is slightly scaled down but lacks none of the energy. Mercifully so, for it is that sheer energy that lifts you over the initial hurdles; so that once you get over the gratingly Disneyfied accents, the saccharine score and the sometimes-patronising delivery, you will have a ball.

Lucie Jones pours warmth into Elle Wood’s character that wins us over from the start, with a power and control to her voice that can switch, mid-flight, from soaring beauty to comedy with perfect timing. David Barrett’s raggedly winsome sidekick Emmett totally charms the audience so that you know that he will eventually win Elle’s heart. Helen Petrovna, as murder suspect Brooke Wyndham, stunningly opens the second act with some spectacular skipping routines, from where she, and the entire ensemble, lift the performance to another level.

Yet the show stealer is Rita Simons as Paulette, the spirited salon owner who takes Elle under her wing. Completely in her element she has a comfort on stage that belies her television background, matched by a fine grasp of comedy and, to top it all, a stirring and rich singing voice that is a revelation. Her professionalism allows her to let her hair down just enough to let us know she is having a great time, while her infectious, tongue-in-cheek charisma embodies the spirit of the show.

The tightness of Anthony Williams’ high energy staging and choreography whip away any scruples you might have about enjoying this show. Uplifting to the last, with a finale that will bring the lamest grouch to his feet: it’s like being on a date that starts off a bit annoyingly – but you know you’re going to end up falling in love.

 

Reviewed by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Robert Workman

 


Legally Blonde The Musical

New Wimbledon Theatre until 23rd June then UK Tour continues to Palace Theatre Manchester

 

 

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