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I’M A PHILOSOPHER! WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?

★★★★

Cockpit Theatre

I’M A PHILOSOPHER! WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?

Cockpit Theatre

★★★★

“disciplined, charming and quick”

JJ, Tommy, Randy, Judy, Pete and Jordo. Into the jungle they go, like the retired footballers, disgraced politicians and other minor celebs before them. Except in Roger Francis’ script, it’s the West’s canonical philosophers who are made to eat their words, humble pie and insects, while duking it out for the audience’s affections. The premise underneath I’m a Philosopher! Why The F*** am I Here? is that the jungle format is underpinned by philosophy in action: scarcity, coalition, betrayal, and mob justice.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau (Senne Lambrechts), having written so admiringly of natural man, is finally in an environment that puts his ideas to the test. In this ungovernable group, Thomas Hobbes (Oscar Nicholson) has his ideas about life outside society confirmed.

Will Robertson plays both the Australian animal liberation utilitarian Peter Singer and the Canadian psychologist Jordan Peterson, a pairing with a real satirical point folded in. Singer’s ethics forbid him from eating fauna. Peterson’s carnivore diet forbids him from eating flora.

As in reality TV, the audience votes cast members off the show. The evening I went, the audience disposed of Ayn Rand and Judith Butler, both played with great energy, skill and charm by Laura Shipler Chico. These women were at the opposite end of every argument. So it is difficult to come to any conclusion about these two evictions, apart from noting the obvious: Rand and Butler were the only two women in the jungle.

The double casting prevented what might have been the two most delicious scenes in the play: a confrontation between Singer and Peterson and another between Rand and Butler.

Maddie Hurley’s direction keeps all four performers braced for whichever way the audience votes. Jess Beith brilliantly stage-manages the nightly improvisation. The company absorbs this unpredictability with a breeziness that must be far harder to achieve than it looks.

Lip-synced musical numbers arrive with no warning or justification. “Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive” lands just as the group concludes it has nothing positive left to accentuate. Angela Botha’s choreography sells the nerve of it.

The philosophy is broad-brush. Ideas exist here to feed punchlines rather than the reverse. No matter. Shipler Chico, twice ejected by popular vote, returns as a bear and eats Peter Singer. The utilitarian is devoured by the objectivist.

Make My Show has created an evening that is disciplined, charming and quick, gone well before it could outstay its welcome. That’s far better than can be said for the format it is mocking.



I’M A PHILOSOPHER! WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?

Cockpit Theatre as part of Camden Fringe

Reviewed on 13th August 2026

by Elizabeth Botsford

Photography by Soren Harrison 


 

 

 

 

I’M A PHILOSOPHER

I’M A PHILOSOPHER

I’M A PHILOSOPHER

WAVING

★★★★★

White Bear Theatre

WAVING

White Bear Theatre

★★★★★

“Such a hard-hitting script is well-served by minimalism”

Waving tells the story of an artist mother descending into Alzheimer’s, surrounded by her two adult children, each coping in their own way.

The mother has no name. In the programme she is called only The Artist. That tells you what kind of household Rosalind Philp has written. This woman is so completely identified with her gift that her children never quite became people to her. They never quite launch.

Philp’s play, presented by Dogs in Wellies, puts a celebrated painter in a coastal studio, starting a final portrait while Alzheimer’s takes everything. Ava de Winter plays The Artist and co-devised Waving with Philp. De Winter finds the hard note in the part. It is not the confusion, but the intermittent brilliance. Her old self surfaces to land a joke and to dominate the room with charm. Then she is gone again. Each return is smaller than the last.

This pattern is repeated within the family as rare flashes of genuine warmth. Moments of supportiveness are blink-and-you-miss-it between long stretches of mutual resentment.

The Artist’s two adult children slug it out for breadcrumbs of what passes for maternal love. Philp plays Lena, the daughter who keeps bouncing back. Her own life was never allowed to succeed. She is now expected to manage her mother’s inexorable decline. The performance is built from suppression behind a girl-guide smile. A child in that house who declined to make her mother the centre of everything would have paid for it. So, Lena learned to layer her profound hurt with people-pleasing. She’s learned to measure her self-worth by what others will pay attention to and that’s cost her any hope in adult relationships.

Ben Levy’s Miles took another escape route from the same dilemma: drugs and gay-for-pay parties, while the woman he yearns for escapes him. Levy gives Miles a brittle charm that makes the self-destruction look sociable. That is much harder to watch than misery.

Paul Stone is Fabian, the camp neighbour, played with great aplomb. He is Miles’ customer. The mother, trying to sell some paintings, wishes he was hers.

Paul Cooke co-directs with Philp. The production is ultra-low budget. There are an easel and a little furniture. Lighting and sound (Mig Dulevicius and Ron Dixon) do the work of a whole coastline and the crowd at an art show opening. Judicious snippets of Dan Gorgas’ music, ‘So Long Baby’ are unobtrusively scattered throughout. Such a hard-hitting script is well-served by minimalism.

Grief for a parent cannot be separated from grievance. The play provides no consolation in its exploration of how many decades people spend in the bubble of familial misery because it’s the only way they know how to live. If they’re lucky, there are moments of escape, inevitably wasted recreating the same dynamic in their adult relationships, only to fail and return to the mothership. So, the play reminds us that all we have is time. And time is short. On almost no money, Dogs in Wellies have made fifty minutes that hurt in the right places.

 

WAVING

White Bear Theatre

Reviewed on 29th July 2026

by Elizabeth Botsford

Photography by Ron Dixon

 

 

 

 

 

WAVING

WAVING

WAVING