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HOW TO MAKE A MESS

★★★

Upstairs at the Gatehouse

HOW TO MAKE A MESS

Upstairs at the Gatehouse

★★★

“the show is full of joy”

Some may argue that no subject nowadays escapes the ‘musical’ treatment. Consequently, few eyebrows are raised at the prospect of a new musical based around a cookbook. Nigella Lawson prefaced her critically acclaimed “How to Eat” by declaring that she wants to ‘make you feel that I’m there with you in the kitchen, as you cook… the book that follows is the conversation we might be having’. She could never have foreseen the directions that conversation would take, however, in Emily Rose Simons’ musical, “How to Make a Mess”.

Simons does place Nigella firmly in the kitchen though. In fact, she magically emerges from the cupboards; more Fairy Godmother than Domestic Goddess. Uninvited and unwelcome, she lodges herself in the imagination of Anna (Natasha Karp) who has just received the news that her estranged mother has died. She is leafing through Nigella’s book while ignoring her absent father’s phone calls, concentrating on negotiating the initial stages of grief. The last thing she needs right now is culinary advice. Tanya Truman’s Nigella, however, has other ideas as she intrusively reads Anna’s text messages and criticises her empty fridge. Turning therapist, she is on a mission to outstay her welcome as long as she can.

It is impossible for Truman to ignore the obvious mannerisms, expressions and double-entendres but, even with a striking physical resemblance, she avoids caricature. Probably because she can sing so well. As can Karp. The main ingredient of the show is the music, which the pair perform beautifully. The songs have a more varied recipe than the script, but neither rise to their potential. The mastering of making mayonnaise is a thin metaphor for managing grief. The lyrics are a mix of the upbeat and comic with introspection and poignancy. Often the passion in the vocal delivery oversells the subject, but the performances of Truman and Karp are a pleasure to watch, especially when witnessing the transitions from chicken-roasting to gin-soaked wallowing and back again. They avoid awkwardness through their sheer commitment to the roles.

Karp portrays Anna with conviction and a strong presence. Her backstory is slender, but she does her best to garnish it with nuance and we can believe her initial reluctance to face up to herself. Less believable is the catalytic influence of Nigella. But where integrity falls short, the comedy comes to the rescue. “It’s not a chicken sandwich – it’s a journey” announces Truman, displaying a flair for comic timing.

The journey’s destination is in plain sight, but it is still a satisfying, if slightly sugary, dessert. Directed by Grace Taylor, the pace is jaunty and cleverly staged around Christianna Mason’s set in which kitchen cupboards magically replenish themselves and Nigella appears and disappears like a gastronomic genie. Musical Director David Merriman’s three-piece band are on hand, enlivening the fairly indistinct musical numbers. Truman and Karp sing and act with a versatility that engages us throughout and despite the central theme of grief, the show is full of joy.

“How to Make a Mess” is actually more about how to clean up the mess that’s already made. But there is too much emphasis on the presentation so that the ingredients fail to result in the delicacy we were expecting. It has been taken out of the oven before it is ready.

 



HOW TO MAKE A MESS

Upstairs at the Gatehouse

Reviewed on 9th June 2026

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Danny Kaan


 

 

 

 

HOW TO MAKE A MESS

HOW TO MAKE A MESS

HOW TO MAKE A MESS

21 Round For Christmas

★★★★

Park Theatre

21 ROUND FOR CHRISTMAS at the Park Theatre

★★★★

“There is an ease to the performance that disguises the daunting task of being alone on stage for an hour and a quarter”

There are plenty of theatre shows that pop up at this time of year that like to describe themselves as an ‘alternative’ Christmas gig. Not all live up to the accolade. “21 Round for Christmas” is one that does. Its originality sneaks up on you like the punchline of a shaggy dog story, hiding for much of the time behind the kitchen sink drama of a meandering monologue that, at times, veers as far away from ‘festive’ as the Grinch on speed.

Tracy is holed up in the kitchen, attempting to prepare Christmas Dinner, while a motley crew of assorted members of her extended family are making merry (a loose term) across the hallway. The turkey (and various substitutes to cater for multiple dietary demands) is, literally, left on the back burner. She blames us – the audience – for distracting her and allowing her to unleash her candid and foul-mouthed reminiscences while mother-in-law’s vegan tart burns. She often addresses a photograph stuck to the fridge door – a snapshot of her absent, best friend Jackie. It is the past escapades of the two of them that comprise the bulk of the narrative, the humour and occasional moments of pathos. The anecdotes gush forth, but too often they have little connection to the dramatic frame around which they are structured, and they become off-the-shelf recollections that could fit any scenario.

Cathy Conneff, as Tracy, is brash, profane, unashamed, and wonderfully charismatic. Her natural affinity with the audience gives the character an unaffected authenticity. There is an ease to the performance that disguises the daunting task of being alone on stage for an hour and a quarter. One of a kind, Tracy is also ‘everywoman’ as she unwraps her regrets and throws them onto the pile of spent joys and tribulations like unwanted gifts.

“She has the makings of becoming a seasonal staple”

Conceived in lockdown as part of the Hope@Home series of monologues, writers Matt Ballantyne and Toby Hampton (Hampton also directs) display a sharp insight, but the script is a bit unbalanced. Some yarns are stretched too far while others are left hanging. Alex Forey’s lighting cleverly transports us to past locations in Tracy’s mind while in the here-and-now the set (Hampton, again, with Laurel Marks) evokes the class-defined, London suburban kitchen with precise detail. There is a film maker’s eye at work here, enhancing the realism that Conneff already provides in abundance. Unfortunately, Emily Rose Simons lifelike sound design, that conjures up the rabble next door, doesn’t match the naturalism; which could probably be rectified by a re-jigging of the venue’s sound system.

There are bound to be comparisons to Willy Russell’s ‘Shirley Valentine’, which is no bad thing. Like the eighties’ forerunner, “21 Round for Christmas” (a clumsy title I have to say) has an existential quality, and Conneff skilfully manages to reveal the depth beneath the froth. We are teased in this respect, wanting to know more about Jackie who we learn is lying in a hospital bed at the Royal Marsden. The comedy is dished up loudly and haphazardly, but garnished with intimate detail that almost goes unnoticed. Something in Conneff’s eyes betrays a crisis unfolding. No wonder Tracy ends up hurling the roast potatoes. Her defiance, steeped in humour, has more than a double edge.

We come away feeling like we’ve caught up with an old friend. A bit of a black sheep. Flawed, but somebody we love. In small doses perhaps. For about an hour or so maybe. See you next Christmas, Tracy. We hope we do. She has the makings of becoming a seasonal staple. She can’t please the twenty-one people she has round for Christmas – but she certainly pleases her audience.


21 ROUND FOR CHRISTMAS at the Park Theatre

Reviewed on 11th December 2023

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Cam Harle 

 

Previously reviewed at this venue:

The Time Machine – A Comedy | ★★★★ | December 2023
Ikaria | ★★★★ | November 2023
Passing | ★★★½ | November 2023
The Interview | ★★★ | November 2023
It’s Headed Straight Towards Us | ★★★★★ | September 2023
Sorry We Didn’t Die At Sea | ★★½ | September 2023
The Garden Of Words | ★★★ | August 2023
Bones | ★★★★ | July 2023
Paper Cut | ★★½ | June 2023
Leaves of Glass | ★★★★ | May 2023
The Beach House | ★★★ | February 2023
Winner’s Curse | ★★★★ | February 2023

21 Round For Christmas

21 Round For Christmas

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