WYLD WOMAN: THE LEGEND OF SHY GIRL

Southwark Playhouse Borough

★★★★

“Renner’s script flows beautifully even though it meanders madly”

Most people, at some point in their life, have had an imaginary friend. Being shy isn’t necessarily a prerequisite for this, but it often goes hand in hand. It is liberating, like talking to a pet. One can be candid, loquacious and fearlessly honest – traits that might elude us when plunged into social situations. Not many of us, however, have switched this idea on its head. What is it actually like to be that imaginary friend? Well, the answer lies in Isabel Renner’s raunchy one-woman show, “Wyld Woman: The Legend of Shy Girl”. Renner has a theatre full of fantasy companions, and it is an absolute joy to be in their company.

Renner is the eponymous ‘shy girl’, on the cusp of throwing her first house party. She is unnamed, but we are all given tags to write our own names on as we take our seats. Some of us are seated at a table onstage, with paper cups and plates – doubtlessly pilfered from a child’s birthday party. Lucy Fowler’s realistic, studio apartment set is dominated by shades of pastel pink, offset by the optimistic glamour of silver balloons. Into this setting, ‘Shy Girl’ shuffles, hunched under the weight of her anxiety. Fidgety and nervous, and somewhat geeky – in a pared down, Emo Philips kind of way. But don’t be fooled. She may be cripplingly inhibited, but Renner herself doesn’t shy away from giving a captivating and assured performance. One that takes some unexpected turns, especially when she adopts other characters. Don’t take your maiden aunt to this show – the language is quite graphic and explicit. She’s pretty forthright, particularly when describing her first fumbling forays into foreplay. By now she has stripped down to a ludicrously Paris-themed, spangly leotard while confessing to still being a vegan “sorry… a virgin – I get them mixed up!”.

Renner’s script flows beautifully even though it meanders madly. And just as polished is Renner’s ability to switch into other characters. We meet her insufferable flatmate, Memphis; we witness her confrontations with her restaurant boss, Patrice, who would give Miranda Priestley a run for her money. Her work-mate and first-date, Pino, is hilariously and satirically portrayed (reminder – keep your maiden aunt away), as is Twilight, her sex therapist; and a leering Rock Star; and finally a gorgeous imitation of a precocious six year old – who happens to be Shy Girl’s unwitting life coach, analyst and confidante rolled into one. Each orbital character is outrageous, yet authentic and comically observed.

As Shy Girl, she is suitably self-deprecating, but beneath the outlandish humour there are layers of vulnerability. ‘You are so quiet it is hard to connect with you’ is a comment repeatedly aimed at her. The ‘cool guys’ (she calls them ‘legends’) that she invites to her party don’t show up. She has to make do with us – her imaginary friends. The relationship she builds is real and organic, and probably different from night to night, but Renner adapts with ease to the situation. It is an intimate experience that gets to the heart as well as our funny bones. While we are laughing loudly, we are quietly uncovering truths within ourselves.

Cameron King’s sharp direction makes good use of the furniture, taking advantage of Renner’s suppleness as she stretches across the table, mounts the fridge or changes an imaginary light bulb. Each movement is a cue for a joke. And each joke, a cue for something else unexpected. Renner knows that shyness is no joke, but by turning it into comedy it makes us receptive to the reality. But enough of the psychobabble, just go along for the party. She’ll be absolutely thrilled you turned up. And so will you.

WYLD WOMAN: THE LEGEND OF SHY GIRL

Southwark Playhouse Borough

Reviewed on 24th October 2025

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Charlie Lyne

Previously reviewed at Southwark Playhouse venues:

LIFERS | ★★★ | October 2025

THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN AND WILL NO DOUBT RETURN | ★★★★★ | September 2025

THE ANIMATOR | ★★★ | August 2025

BRIXTON CALLING | ★★★★ | July 2025

THE WHITE CHIP | ★★★★ | July 2025

WHO IS CLAUDE CAHUN? | ★★ | June 2025

THE FROGS | ★★★ | May 2025

RADIANT BOY | ★★½ | May 2025

SUPERSONIC MAN | ★★★★ | April 2025

WILKO | ★★★ | March 2025

WYLD WOMAN

★★★★

“Barber gives the character everything she has”

Jonathan Harvey and the Pet Shop Boys’ salacious, scandalous and searingly funny “Musik” is only an hour long, but it will take stage management twice as long each night to clear up all the celebrity names dropped. It’s a good thing, too, that we’re fully aware that this is a work of complete fiction (although we would love it to be all true) otherwise the libel lawyers would outnumber the paying audience. Mind you, my guess is that they’d be won over pretty rapidly by Frances Barber’s brilliant and hilarious delivery of Harvey’s script, that charts the outrageous life of a certain Billie Trix.

So, who is this Billie Trix? She was first introduced to the world in the 2001 musical, ‘Closer to Heaven’ as a retired rock icon and actress. Although the narrator, she had a relatively small part of the story. In 2019, Harvey and the Pet Shop Boys created “Musik”, the spin-off cabaret show that propelled Trix to centre stage, exploring her back story from her ignominious birth in war-torn Berlin to the present day. Not quite a ‘cradle-to-grave’ story, as she still manages to keep the latter at bay, against all the odds. Six songs pepper the narrative, opening with ‘Mongrel’. “Times were tough, but I was tougher…” she croons in her ravaged voice, “times were rough, but I was rougher”. Yet by the final song she is undeniably celebratory, belting out the fact that you’ve got to live your life for every moment (she certainly has). “We never know what’s round the corner” she says by way of introduction, “and that’s what gives me hope”.

And what corners she has turned, managing to find herself at the forefront of each revolution in pop culture; giving birth to the American folk revival, inventing ‘Disco’, inspiring Andy Warhol’s pop art culture, creating Madonna’s image and – in an update since its 2019 premier – unwittingly causing the global pandemic. She witnessed Vietnam, rejected the hand of a young Trump (good move), and got up to all graphically described shenanigans with the likes of Lou Reed, Andy Warhol, Jackson Pollock, Damien Hirst, Tracy Emin, Mick (and Bianca) Jagger, Frank Zappa, Shania Twain, Jean-Paul Sartre, even the Dalai Lama… I could go on. Trix is clearly delusional, and her memoir is fantastical. She is larger than life, arrogant, self-assured and psychotically callous and indifferent to opinion. But she is adorable, charismatic, and laugh-out-loud hilarious. Barber gives the character everything she has, bringing her to life and making her preposterous anecdotes totally believable… almost. With expert comic timing, Barber mixes over-the-top self-aggrandisement with dead-pan self-deprecation, conquering the stage and the audience with a performance Billie Trix could only dream of.

Terry Johnson directs the show with the pulsating pace of a Pet Shop Boys dance anthem. Barber talks and moves at 120bpm, seamlessly segueing into the musical numbers. The unmistakable Tennant and Lowe synth-pop backing does give a vague karaoke feel to the songs, but Barber’s crackling vocals adds the required depth, aided by Harvey’s and the duo’s scathingly clever lyrics. The songs are not necessarily what we’ll be taking home with us – it is Harvey’s razor-sharp writing, coupled with Barber’s fiercely formidable performance that will be truly remembered. Billie Trix insists that she is a ‘gift to the world’. A dubious claim. But there’s no doubting that Frances Barber is a gift to the theatre world. Her character is indomitable, her show unmissable.

WYLD WOMAN: THE LEGEND OF SHY GIRL

Southwark Playhouse Borough

★★★★

“Renner’s script flows beautifully even though it meanders madly”

WYLD WOMAN: THE LEGEND OF SHY GIRL

Southwark Playhouse Borough

Reviewed on 24th October 2025

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Charlie Lyne

Previously reviewed at Southwark Playhouse venues:

WYLD WOMAN

WYLD WOMAN

WYLD WOMAN

MUSIK

Wilton’s Music Hall

★★★★

“Barber gives the character everything she has”

MUSIK

Wilton’s Music Hall

Reviewed on 17th October 2025

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Charlie Flint

Previously reviewed at this venue:

MUSIK

MUSIK

MUSIK

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