7 MAGNIFICENT EGOS
Ye Olde Rose and Crown
★★★
“all quite irreverent, and refreshingly tongue in cheek”
There’s an informality about Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen’s comedy drama, “7 Magnificent Egos”, that manifests itself from the start. Walking into the auditorium is like wandering into a meet-and-greet session on the first day of rehearsals. The cast mingle, selfies are taken, and a haphazard precedent is set. This is going to be a fun evening. Already we suspect that Nielsen’s play isn’t going to take itself too seriously.
Although the actors are dressed as the characters from the 1960 movie, we are apparently in the here and now. Perhaps we are in some sort of afterlife, but the atmosphere – and references to Amazon and social media – suggests otherwise. In fact, we remain a little unsure of its setting throughout as it frequently, and swiftly, jumps from one genre to another, often at odds with what is being evoked. Part history lecture, part screwball comedy, part absurdist drama, part sketch show, part pantomime: all of these parts making up a rather shaky, unformed, but thoroughly enjoyable whole.
Fear not if you are unfamiliar with the original Western or even its stars. You’ll soon know them inside out. Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson, James Coburn, Robert Vaughn, Horst Buchholz, Brad Dexter. We are taken behind the scenes to witness the magnificent clash of egos that famously fuelled – and very nearly sabotaged – the creative process behind one of the most beloved Westerns of the Silver Screen. Yul Brynner was looking for his first movie to direct while his friend, the actor Anthony Quinn, wanted a vehicle to star in. Quinn suggested a remake of ‘The Seven Samurai’. Enter producer Walter Mirisch, who wanted Brynner to star in the film and John Sturges to direct instead. Quinn was pushed out (who later tried, unsuccessfully, to sue). These conflicts were just the start. The real fights were yet to come.
Robert Vaughn (Tristan Pegg) adopts the role of narrator, confidently setting the scene like a seasoned MC, focusing on the irony with a barely suppressed smile. Each actor has their moment to describe and define their character, explaining their role directly to the audience. Nielsen plays fast and loose with chronological accuracy for comedic effect (Pegg manages to slip in a hilarious parody of Vaughn’s Napoleon Solo from ‘The Man from U.N.C.L.E.’). A rather lengthy episode depicts the casting process of the film, during which the performers lean towards the safety of caricature and predictable mannerisms. Monos Koutsis, as Yul Brynner, overdoes the ‘King and I’ hand clap, but is otherwise a commanding presence. Similarly, Simon Berry is in danger of overplaying Steve McQueen’s cool – but has the voice and swagger down to a tee. Paul McLaughlin is ruggedly charismatic as James Coburn, shifting away from his deep tenor to also portray the film’s producer, Walter Mirisch. Just as slick is Alex Heaton’s transformation from Brad Dexter to the director, John Sturges, and although he doesn’t quite capture the command and quiet competence of Sturges, he does play it for laughs – which come thick and fast.
It is all quite irreverent, and refreshingly tongue in cheek – in a ‘Blazing Saddles’ meets ‘Morecambe and Wise’ kind of way. Surrealism rubs shoulders with inventiveness while running gags play leapfrog all over the dialogue. Fake moustaches, sombreros and inflatable cacti transport us to Mexico for the film shoot, where Rose Kaur – as fiery love interest Rosenda Monteros – comes into her own. Much of the second act depicts the rivalry between the ‘magnificent’ egos on the film set. It often feels forced, but as it becomes sillier and sillier, the show approaches its full comic potential. Some ruthless editing would get it there. Writer Nielsen also directs with a touch of indulgence that an outsider’s perspective could iron out.
An epilogue precedes a couple of false endings and by now we are wondering when the end credits are going to roll. There is a talented company on stage – and this show could be magnificent, without so much tumbleweed dragging it back. But when in full swing, it is a whole lot of Magnificent fun.
7 MAGNIFICENT EGOS
Ye Olde Rose and Crown
Reviewed on 15th October 2025
by Jonathan Evans
Photography by Robert Stainforth
Previously reviewed by Jonathan:
RAGDOLL | ★★★★ | JERMYN STREET THEATRE | October 2025
DEATH ON THE NILE | ★★★★ | RICHMOND THEATRE | October 2025
MARY PAGE MARLOWE | ★★★★ | OLD VIC | October 2025
SALOMÉ | ★★★★ | THEATRE ROYAL HAYMARKET | September 2025
LOVE QUIRKS | ★★★ | THE OTHER PALACE | September 2025
THE BILLIONAIRE INSIDE YOUR HEAD | ★★★ | HAMPSTEAD THEATRE | September 2025
CLARKSTON | ★★★★ | TRAFALGAR THEATRE | September 2025
A DECADE IN MOTION | ★★★★★ | SADLER’S WELLS THEATRE | September 2025
