THE FIT PRINCE …

King’s Head Theatre

★★★★★

“panto not just with bells on but with real balls attached”

A member of the audience makes their way to the stage. As he enters the coffin, he is now in-role as the dead King of the fictional European country – Swedonia. And thus begins a wonderfully camp parody of heteronormative holiday rom-coms and a joyous queer love story. Written by and starring Linus Karp and Joseph Martin, as the romantic leads, this is one hell of a festive joyride.

The unmarried Swedonian Prince (beautifully played by Linus Karp) is in line to the throne and must tie the knot soon or he will forfeit his right to the crown. His many suitors, mostly male – who make cameo appearances on large multimedia screens – are all hilariously unsuitable for a whole host of reasons. Yet there is one particular suitor, Aaron Butcher, a baker living in New York who is still getting over his callous ex-boyfriend. Boo! Encouraged by ever the optimist – friend, fellow baker and puppet – Jenny Puppetson – Aaron is commissioned to bake a cake for the prince’s imminent wedding and travels to Swedonia.

‘The Fit Prince’ is produced by Awkward Productions and King’s Head Productions. The puppetry alone merits a visit to this all-round incredible show. A darker fairy-tale element and note of absurdity is introduced with the entrance of the incredible ‘Gerta McMurder – a disturbing-looking, life-size puppet who runs a local orphanage in Swedonia. She is masterly operated by Joseph Martin who delivers her lines in a pitch-perfect Scottish accent!

And then there are the pop songs! The original music is by Golden Globe nominated writer and producer, Leland. The pop duo BAAB (a parody of ABBA) belt out numbers like ‘The Loser Gets Nothing’ and ‘Movement King’ to the sheer delight of the audience.

‘The Fit Prince’ is big on audience participation. I did somewhat squirm when I initially heard about this. However, it was often the audience members who stole the show as they ad-libbed, improvised and gave a fresh and unrehearsed delivery of the lines that appeared on autocue. The multimedia guest stars who made digital cameo appearances also helped to give a sense of a much larger-scale production. Kate Butch (from RuPaul’s Drag Race UK) as Angel Merkel, Tove Lo as the Prime Minister of Swedonia and Geri Allen as the Queen of England added even more sparkle, chaos and high campery to the twists and turns of the turbo-charged plot.

There is so much to enjoy here – including the delightful and hilarious sexy shenanigans that transpire in the sauna scene between the prince and the baker! The glorious design and costumes (Stella Backman, Wez Maddocks and Zack Pinset) and the choreography (Sam Carlyle) transform the show to another level. This, ladies and gentlemen, is panto not just with bells on but with real balls attached. ‘Fit Prince’ may be unashamedly queer, camp, and highly theatrical yet there is an element of social and political commentary that hits just the right note without ever threatening to overshadow the joy and festive good cheer. As Aaron the baker asks Jenny Puppetson if she thinks a puppet can end fascism, she retorts: ‘This is theatre!’ Point taken – it’s our job to do that in a world increasingly governed by authoritarian regimes!

If there is one panto you should go see this Christmas, it’s this one. Best panto EVER! And I mean that. ‘Fit Prince’ fully deserved the standing ovation last night. I wish all the creatives and your good selves a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

THE FIT PRINCE (WHO GETS SWITCHED ON THE SQUARE IN THE FROSTY CASTLE THE NIGHT BEFORE (INSERT PUBLIC HOLIDAY HERE))

Reviewed on 8th December 2025

by Tim Graves

Photography by Anna Clare

Most recent shows reviewed at this venue:

FANNY | ★★★½ | October 2025

THE PITCHFORK DISNEY | ★★★★★ | September 2025

FOUR PLAY | ★★½ | July 2025

REMYTHED | ★★★★ | May 2025

THE GANG OF THREE | ★★★★ | May 2025

(THIS IS NOT A) HAPPY ROOM | ★★★ | March 2025

THE FIT PRINCE

★★★★

“a masterfully silly and creative show”

‘Gwyneth Goes Skiing’ by Linus Karp and Joseph Martin is an inviting, fun, and creative dive into the oddities of a 2023 court case between actress Gwyneth Paltrow and optician…I mean, optometrist Terry Sanderson over a ski collision in Utah. Chock-full of g-winning puns and musical numbers, and a strong cast and crew, it is easy to see why Awkward Productions bring in a crowd.

An audience interactive heavy show, this whirlwind of celebrity nonsense and oddity will hurtle you onto uncertain slopes and chaotic courtrooms and have you bracing for impact. From hurling snowballs at actors to participating in a very crucial jury vote, you are brought into this very unpredictable world from the get-go. Part of the key charm of the show is the willingness to include the audience every step of the way, on and off-stage! The production team excel in casting such a keen team of audience members pre-show to aid Martin and Karp in achieving such hilariously uncomfortable moments throughout. Any technical hitches or audience hesitancy are dealt with deftly by Martin and Karp as they portray both of their uniquely peculiar characters. Both nail the stylised physicality and voice of their characters and match each other’s awkwardness nicely.

Karp and Martin light up the stage with their enthusiasm and comedic timing- eloquently telling such a ludicrous story in an engaging and accessible way. Rocking up to this show with little to no Paltrow proficiency is beyond fine, as exposition and characterisation tell you pretty much all you need to know. It is a shame that some of the more “online” humour don’t always pack a punch. Lots of references feel either a patch outdated or a tad too specific for some of the audience to catch on, mean some jokes feel somewhat too on the nose. A few moments stagnate with dramatic tension and drawn-out punchlines, particularly towards the end of the show, however, this is not to detract from the raucous laughter the team garner from the audience at every stage of Paltrow’s turbulent tale of skiing and scam beauty care products.

Ciara Pidgeon’s dead-pan stage management is another excellent facet to ‘Gwyneth Goes Skiing’. As props and set inventively build the silliness and spontaneity of the performance, Pidgeon’s timing, facial expressions, and execution are marvellous. Recurring gags are paid off even more so by the creative set and prop use; a particular highlight is the portrayal of Paltrow’s daughter, Apple. The audio-visual elements of the show equally keep the show chugging along nicely, with guest appearances from the likes of Trixie Matel, and inspiring graphic design by Alice Gorman. Often laughs are picked up from simply hilarious audio-visuals or sound design (by Roly Botha). Leland’s musical numbers are also a brilliant aspect of the night. Whilst the songs at times get a little bit repetitive, they are catchy and brimming of tight comedy.

Awkward Productions ‘Gwyneth Goes Skiing’ is a masterfully silly and creative show that will put you in the right mood before, during and after the show. If you’re looking for a warm, welcome and camp night of theatre, and don’t mind a light-hearted bit of millennial humour, this might be the show for you.

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THE FIT PRINCE …

★★★★★

King’s Head Theatre

THE FIT PRINCE …

King’s Head Theatre

★★★★★

“panto not just with bells on but with real balls attached”