JACK AND THE BEANSTALK: WHAT A WHOPPER! at Charing Cross Theatre
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“some great, high-energy performances and a really superb design”
Following last yearβs Sleeping Beauty Takes a Prick!, the same creative team returns to the Charing Cross Theatre with another riotously naughty adult pantomime: Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! This outrageous take on the beloved fairytale, written by Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper, promises all the glitter and glamour of traditional panto, but with a decidedly adult twist. Packed with innuendos, saucy humour, and fabulous designs, itβs an unashamedly queer festive night out.
The showβs design is truly marvellous, with David Shieldsβ award-winning talents on full display. The set bursts with vibrant colour and whimsical detail, perfectly capturing the silly yet sophisticated tone of the production. Glittering pink and blue clouds frame the stage and floor, giving a cohesive, cartoon-like charm thatβs both nostalgic and fresh. Scene transitions, from Dame Dollyβs kitchen to a graveyard and even then to the sky, are executed with seamless flair, ensuring the visual storytelling flows effortlessly. Perhaps the most important part of any version of this particular story is, of course, the reveal of the beanstalk. Shieldsβ design absolutely does not disappoint, with the phallic shaped stalk bursting onto the scene with great delight from the audience.
Robert Draper and Sandy Lloyd’s costumes are equally delightful, combining bold colours, traditional panto flair and some fun little tricks too. Matthew Baldwinβs Dame Dolly has perhaps a dozen changes throughout the show, donning various wigs and dresses, and at one glorious moment appearing in a Norma Desmond-inspired number, reflecting her characterβs backstory as a failed soap opera star.
Matthew Baldwin is right at home as he returns to the adult pantomime and absolutely lives up to his reputation. He builds a great rapport with the audience, gracing the stage with ease, effortlessly balancing the characterβs brash humour and softer moments. Chris Lane, swapping last yearβs villainous role for Dale the fairy, is another standout. His cheeky rapport with the audience, impeccable comic timing, and flirtatious stage presence adds endless charm. Laneβs dynamic with Keanu Adolphus Johnsonβs Jack Trott is particularly entertaining, with their playful exchanges offering plenty of laughs.
Johnson brings a likeable quality to Jack, capturing the characterβs charm. While his performance might benefit from bolder characterisation, his chemistry with the rest of the cast and general presence is lovely. Laura Anna-Mead, as Simple Simone, has boundless energy from her first entrance, becoming hilariously giddy when talking about her big crush.
Jordan Stamatiadis also returns to this yearβs panto as the villainous Lady Fleshcreep. Stamatiadis has a commanding onstage presence and shows off a gloriously evil voice. Meanwhile, Joe Grundy as Reverend Tim, navigating a comic sexual awakening, provides some laughs, though could push the physical characterisation much further.
Carole Toddβs choreography brings lots of joy and energy to the stage. Matt Hockleyβs lighting design enhances this further, bathing the action in vibrant colours and dynamic effects that amplify the pantoβs glittering atmosphere.
While the script delivers its fair share of laugh-out-loud moments, packed with smutty innuendos and one-liners, the narrative could be tightened. Scenes drift a little and could do with more focus as it journeys through each beat of the story. Likewise, musically, the original songs donβt do much to drive the narrative and arenβt exactly catchy or memorable. A brief moment of Beyonce is very welcome and further use of parodying pre-existing songs would really elevate the show to the next level.
Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! has some great, high-energy performances and a really superb design. The humour sometimes lands and sometimes doesnβt, and I think the show would overall benefit from focussing a bit more on story and a little less on joke after joke, which starts to get a little tiring. Above all, I think this is a pantomime team which knows its audience, and Iβm sure many will really enjoy this yearβs offering.
JACK AND THE BEANSTALK: WHAT A WHOPPER! at Charing Cross Theatre
Reviewed on 28th November 2024
by Joseph Dunitz
Photography by Steve Gregson
Previously reviewed at this venue:
TATTOOER | β β β | October 2024
ONE SMALL STEP | β β | October 2024
MARIE CURIE | β β β | June 2024
BRONCO BILLY – THE MUSICAL | β β β | January 2024
SLEEPING BEAUTY TAKES A PRICK! | β β β β | November 2023
REBECCA | β β β β | September 2023
GEORGE TAKEI’S ALLEGIANCE | β β β β | January 2023
FROM HERE TO ETERNITY | β β β β | November 2022
THE MILK TRAIN DOESN’T STOP HERE ANYMORE | β β β | October 2022
RIDE | β β β β β | August 2022
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