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EGGS AREN’T THAT EASY TO MAKE

★★★

Riverside Studios

EGGS AREN’T THAT EASY TO MAKE

Riverside Studios

★★★

“a funny and heartwarming production”

Claire and Lou are swiping through a sperm donor app when they’re stopped in their tracks by the substandard offerings available. As they start to consider Claire’s best friend Dan as an alternative candidate, a host of questions and concerns come to the fore. Eggs Aren’t That Easy to Make imagines one queer couple’s complicated journey to parenthood, with all the anxiety, excitement and nipple cream that comes along with it.

Four birthing balls appear on stage for an ante-natal class, then remain throughout, serving as sofas and bar stools and sitting under every scene as a reminder of the elephant in the room: babies. Once pregnancy and children have been mentioned, they can’t be unspoken; the topic lingers, waiting to pounce. The cast balance precariously on the birthing balls as conversations about cervix dilation throw them off kilter. This instability is often rendered through physical comedy, poking fun at the absurdity of pregnancy in the Instagram age. At times, Lauren Tranton’s direction tips the tone into outright silliness, with camp transition choreography that sees the cast leaping across the stage in bursts of confetti.

Claire (Rachel Andrews) is a bit freaked out by pregnancy, so she’s glad that Lou (Esther Carr) is so keen to carry their child. The pair are affectionate and tactile, but feel new and on-edge as a couple, missing the grounded ease of a truly long-term partnership. Dan (Tom Kingman) is hilariously awkward and disarmingly enthusiastic about taking on the role of “baby daddy”, as he puts it. Sophia Rosen-Fouladi delivers the stand-out comic performance as the ante-natal teacher Laura, whose pointed focus on pronouns and insistence on jungle music strikes a perfect balance between self-awareness and obliviousness. She also plays Naomi, Dan’s firmly child-free girlfriend, whose perspective it would have been interesting to explore in greater depth.

Maria Telnikoff’s script offers a palatable blend of wit, silliness and heart, but it also contains some distracting inconsistencies. For instance, the couple attend ante-natal classes before they’ve even begun fertility treatment. Dan’s actions so clearly over-step the agreed boundaries that there’s no real tension in the conflict, as it’s clear who is in the right, and the more interesting nuances of the grey area between sperm donor and parent are underexplored. Even when Claire and Lou argue, the stakes feel low – no one is actually pregnant yet, in fact, they haven’t even made it to their first fertility check-up. These issues snagged, and along with a few lighting choices that left characters obscured, gave the production a slightly amateur feel.

I’m a sucker for a romcom, but here the framing ultimately holds the piece back from a more incisive exploration of IVF, friendship and queer relationships. Instead, the show sits somewhere between a truly farcical comedy about the absurdity of artificial insemination, and a probing investigation of an unusual family set-up, never fully committing to either. It may not dig as deep as it could, but it is a funny and heartwarming production.



EGGS AREN’T THAT EASY TO MAKE

Riverside Studios

Reviewed on 2nd April 2026

by Jessica Hayes

Photography by Fabiano Waters


 

 

 

 

EGGS AREN’T

EGGS AREN’T

EGGS AREN’T

SALT

★★★

Riverside Studios

SALT

Riverside Studios

★★★

“The real magic is to be found in the performances which are quite captivating”

Contemporary Ritual Theatre’s play “Salt”, written and directed by Beau Hopkins, aims to fulfil its objectives of creating ‘innovative, powerful and challenging theatre’. From the outset it is, indeed, atmospheric. With no set, an eighteenth-century unnamed Norfolk village is conjured up by merely a few buckets, baskets and bones, and other nautical flotsam; with sound effects purely created from the throats of the close-knit cast. The audience sit in concentric circles. Centre stage a thick rope, coiled like a King Cobra, is unravelled by the performers and laid out in a ring at our feet. A boundary it seems. A clear partition between our world and theirs. They often cross it, but we are never allowed to.

Throughout, we are outsiders looking into the world summoned up by this three-hander play, and the sense of exclusion never leaves us. It is a world both simple and tragic, ethereal yet earthy. Man Billy (Mylo McDonald), a fisherman, lives on the coast with his domineering mother, Widow Pruttock (Emily Outred). It is a wind-swept existence, pounded by both the elements without and the superstitions within. The pair are bound to each other by an invisible cord. Until itinerant singer Sheldis (Bess Roche) appears, threatening to break the connection by casting her own spell on Man Billy.

The narrative unfolds slowly and, although Sheldis doesn’t make an appearance until just before interval, she is ever present – a shadow just beyond the boundaries. All three cast members repeatedly cross over from mundane reality to the surreal mysticism of folklore and fantasy. The transition is as easy as a breaking wave on the shore. Hopkins’ writing is rhythmic and poetic, with shades of Dylan Thomas, particularly when the actors break into other characters from the remote village. It is ‘Under Milk Wood’ turned sour. The more the story unfolds, however, the more tangled it becomes and for much of the time we are unsure of where it is heading.

The performances are compelling. McDonald, as Billy, is a simple soul, full of questions and unbound curiosity. Boyishness on the edge of darkness. Outred’s Widow Pruttock obsessively guards her son from this darkness while unwittingly pushing him further into it. Roche, as Sheldis, is a force to be reckoned with. Part rag doll, part Voodoo priestess, part gypsy, siren and shaman, she captivates the audience as much as she enchants Billy. What is never made clear is her agenda or her motive. Likewise, we never really know whether we are in a Mystery Play or a Morality Play; or just some sort of experimental workshop. By the second act, the poeticism is still very much intact, but we are losing the sense of purpose. There is no denying the chemistry of the trio onstage, yet we feel excluded from their own internal language and communication. The compelling nature loses its grip somewhat in its final moments – this could be much more harrowing if less baffling.

What does give it cohesion is the physicality and the rhythm. Precisely choreographed, the dialogue shifts seamlessly into bursts of a Capella singing, not melodious but in harmony with the landscape depicted and with the archaically lyrical language. Many themes are explored – some larger than others – including grief, love, death, self-knowledge, mysticism… but the strands have no real direction. By the end, the rope that was laid out is collected and coiled up again into its bundle. We are back at the start – none the wiser maybe, yet we still feel we have experienced something quite magical, if not easily accessible. The real magic is to be found in the performances which are quite captivating. A provocative piece – not to be taken with a pinch of salt.



SALT

Riverside Studios

Reviewed on 4th March 2026

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Peter Morgan


 

 

 

 

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