GUESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

Royal Court Theatre

★★★★★

“keeping you engaged from start to end and revealing deep truths along the way”

A couple waits in a hospital room, on the brink of labour. To pass the time, they play 20 Questions, trying to guess a character.

“Am I alive?”

“Maybe?”

Small, playful moments that feel ordinary and deeply intimate.

Rosie Sheehy, as the woman in labour, invites us into her world with a blunt, feminist voice that is both exquisite and hilariously honest. Robert Aramayo plays her partner with warmth, playfulness, and unwavering support, matching her wit beat for beat. Together, they give the immediate sense of a couple who have been together forever, who know each other inside out, who can talk about absolutely anything.

Written by Luke Norris, the play is rich with beautiful humour and a powerful, deeply felt depiction of a relationship riding an emotional rollercoaster. The jokes are sharp and natural, immediately welcoming us into the profound bond these two people share.

It soon becomes clear that the humour does more than showcase their connection – it also acts as a shield, attempting to mask an underlying tension slowly rising beneath the surface. No one – neither the couple nor the audience – is prepared for what’s to come.

Sheehy and Aramayo’s performances are undeniably stunning. They hold you in a constant state of attention, your eyes fixed on them. Through silence, emotional vulnerability, and moments of lightness, they offer their entire emotional world with generosity and precision. Their chemistry is electric, allowing us to witness the full arc of their relationship and individual emotional journeys with striking clarity.

Lena Kaur also appears as the midwife, delivering a beautiful performance that is equally funny and grounded.

Directed by Jeremy Herrin, the transitions between scenes are beautifully handled. Grounded in a realistic set designed by Grace Smart, we move swiftly through hospital rooms and private spaces, travelling with the couple across different times and places as their story unfolds. We are with them in every moment of their life together.

The story confronts the hardest moments that any couple – or any person – may face. A recurring thread weaves through the play, returning us again and again to questions that intensify its emotional core:

How do I love you when the sun no longer makes sense?

How much do I love you when part of me no longer feels alive? When sadness takes over?

It is not a comforting, “everything will be fine” kind of show. It doesn’t promise happy endings or ideal outcomes. Instead, it offers truth about real relationships, real hardship, and the terrifying choice between leaving or staying. It is about facing yourself and the other at their worst, and choosing love anyway.

Guess How Much I Love You captures this with raw authenticity, keeping you engaged from start to end and revealing deep truths along the way.

A few scenes may linger slightly longer than necessary, but this is minor compared to the emotional richness the play leaves behind. A work of rare honesty – and an absolute must-see.

GUESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

Royal Court Theatre

Reviewed on 22nd January 2026

by Nasia Ntalla

Photography by Johan Persson

GUESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

PORN PLAY

Royal Court

★★★★★

“a magnetic show that goes straight in the deep end”

Pain and pleasure, desire and shame, spot-on comedy and gut-churning uneasiness; you can’t have the one without the other in the world of Porn Play written by Sophia Chetin-Leuner. Debates on sex, porn and John Milton get turned upside down and presented in a way that makes you sit on the edge of your seat from beginning to end.

Ani is an academic and a teacher who just won a prestigious award for her recently published book. Her life seems perfect, with her supportive, though a bit toxic, boyfriend Liam on her side and her career on the rise. Here’s the catch: she’s addicted to violent porn and masturbation. What starts off as a conversation about the double standards between men watching porn and women watching porn, which Liam points out is ‘just different’, transforms into a free fall into shame, self-destruction and an intriguing kind of addiction. As she alienates the people around her and her career gets affected, the question arises: will she snap out of it and take control of her addiction?

The whole cast gives riveting performances. Ani’s Father, played by Asif Khan, is exceptional; he is the figure that grounds her, the one who reminds her that she’s more than her addiction and that her struggles might lead to something beautiful in the end. He has a calm strength in him, with just the right amount of fatherly stubbornness. Lizzy Connolly is a comedic genius, making the audience laugh with her mere presence no matter which character she portrays, from the sympathetic friend to the triggered student and the unbelievably accurate medical professional. Will Close, who also plays various characters, has an impressive range, playing the insecure and soft Liam in one scene and Ani’s student who lets his sexual beast loose when Ani asks him to do what he wants with her in another.

Ambika Mod does an exceptionally delicate job portraying Ani. The self-loathing, confusion and fixation with brutal sexual imagery increases as the play goes on, but in a particularly vulnerable manner. She’s gradually going underwater and by the end, where she delivers a fascinating monologue about John Milton’s poem Lucidas and masturbates in front of her father, she makes your heart break as well as your skin crawl in a disturbing climax.

It always is a burden off a director’s shoulders when the script is strong in itself. But that doesn’t mean that director Josie Rourke needs any less credit for Porn Play. She handles the heavy and uncomfortable topics with a balance between seriousness and humour and the more sexual or aggressive scenes with candour. The transitions between scenes, which were to be honest quite a few, are carried out swiftly and enriched by the mysterious presence of a woman who resembles Eve. This female figure is at times playful while at other times sorrowful, possibly representing Ani’s lust and addiction specifically and the objectification (or maybe the empowerment) of women in general.

Designer Yimei Zhao creates a circular, almost vulva-like, stage with different levels that seem incredibly life-like. It’s soft and beige and under its compartments there is an array of props, pulled out and put back in leaving the stage always pristine and ready for the next scene. Some subtle colourful lights within each circle enhance Mark Henderson’s overall naturalistic lighting design, which alternates between bright, lecture hall-appropriate lighting and slightly darker and more ominous lighting.

Your instinct tells you to look away, but you simply cannot. It’s a magnetic show that goes straight in the deep end to talk about sexual desire and the taboos that come with it. There is no sugarcoating, just a beautifully rounded protagonist who loses control in a world that expects women to be everything; and nothing.

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GUESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

★★★★★

Royal Court Theatre

GUESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

Royal Court Theatre

★★★★★

“keeping you engaged from start to end and revealing deep truths along the way”