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GUESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

★★★★★

Royal Court Theatre

GUESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

Royal Court Theatre

★★★★★

“keeping you engaged from start to end and revealing deep truths along the way”

A couple waits in a hospital room, on the brink of labour. To pass the time, they play 20 Questions, trying to guess a character.

“Am I alive?”

“Maybe?”

Small, playful moments that feel ordinary and deeply intimate.

Rosie Sheehy, as the woman in labour, invites us into her world with a blunt, feminist voice that is both exquisite and hilariously honest. Robert Aramayo plays her partner with warmth, playfulness, and unwavering support, matching her wit beat for beat. Together, they give the immediate sense of a couple who have been together forever, who know each other inside out, who can talk about absolutely anything.

Written by Luke Norris, the play is rich with beautiful humour and a powerful, deeply felt depiction of a relationship riding an emotional rollercoaster. The jokes are sharp and natural, immediately welcoming us into the profound bond these two people share.

It soon becomes clear that the humour does more than showcase their connection – it also acts as a shield, attempting to mask an underlying tension slowly rising beneath the surface. No one – neither the couple nor the audience – is prepared for what’s to come.

Sheehy and Aramayo’s performances are undeniably stunning. They hold you in a constant state of attention, your eyes fixed on them. Through silence, emotional vulnerability, and moments of lightness, they offer their entire emotional world with generosity and precision. Their chemistry is electric, allowing us to witness the full arc of their relationship and individual emotional journeys with striking clarity.

Lena Kaur also appears as the midwife, delivering a beautiful performance that is equally funny and grounded.

Directed by Jeremy Herrin, the transitions between scenes are beautifully handled. Grounded in a realistic set designed by Grace Smart, we move swiftly through hospital rooms and private spaces, travelling with the couple across different times and places as their story unfolds. We are with them in every moment of their life together.

The story confronts the hardest moments that any couple – or any person – may face. A recurring thread weaves through the play, returning us again and again to questions that intensify its emotional core:

How do I love you when the sun no longer makes sense?

How much do I love you when part of me no longer feels alive? When sadness takes over?

It is not a comforting, “everything will be fine” kind of show. It doesn’t promise happy endings or ideal outcomes. Instead, it offers truth about real relationships, real hardship, and the terrifying choice between leaving or staying. It is about facing yourself and the other at their worst, and choosing love anyway.

Guess How Much I Love You captures this with raw authenticity, keeping you engaged from start to end and revealing deep truths along the way.

A few scenes may linger slightly longer than necessary, but this is minor compared to the emotional richness the play leaves behind. A work of rare honesty – and an absolute must-see.

 



GUESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

Royal Court Theatre

Reviewed on 22nd January 2026

by Nasia Ntalla

Photography by Johan Persson


 

 

 

 

GUESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

GUESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

GUESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

MY BEAUTIFUL LAUNDRETTE

★★★

Queen’s Theatre

MY BEAUTIFUL LAUNDRETTE at the Queen’s Theatre

★★★

“pertinent and important, and a visually strong reimagining of an iconic and powerful story”

When Hanif Kureishi’s romantic comedy-drama film was released in 1985 it was swiftly hailed as being a mirror to society at the time, casting a sharp eye on London life in the height of the Thatcher years. It almost had too much to say, but the central focus – of the romance between Omar, a young Pakistani living in London, and street punk, neo-fascist Johnny – still managed to shine through. Kureishi’s adaptation for the stage holds onto that perspective while simplifying the surrounding complexities of race, class, and economic and social upheaval that defined the era.

We are definitely in 80s territory, with bursts of the Pet Shop Boys music linking the scenes, and misogyny and racism vying for supremacy against the cold, concrete backdrop of Grace Smart’s inspired set. The burgeoning romance from across the divide is echoed by Ben Cracknell’s lighting, throwing neon splashes of colour and hope against the bleak reality. This is a dog-eat-dog world in which a modern day, same-sex ‘Romeo and Juliet’ attempt to defy the odds.

Omar (Lucca Chadwick-Patel) is a young British-Pakistani saddled with an alcoholic, disillusioned father (Gordon Warnecke) until brash, ‘loadsamoney’ Uncle Nasser (Kammy Darweish) sets him to work managing his run-down laundrette. In a scuffle with a group of National Front lads, Omar spots old school chum Johnny (Sam Mitchell) who is adrift and hopelessly uncommitted to his Fascist tendencies. They join forces to add the eponymous adjective to the laundrette. The means are dubious, illegal and overflowing with compromise, yet amidst the subterfuge a passionate romance blossoms.

 

 

Despite Kureishi’s rich command of dialogue and monologue, Nicole Behan’s production removes a lot of the plausibility. And despite a strong cast, the collective performance removes most of the poignancy. An overall hesitancy to the acting dampens the dynamics and often strips the lines of feeling. There are exceptions, however, particularly in the second act, when Chadwick-Patel and Mitchell grab their chance to let their talents flicker as Omar confronts Johnny about his fascist past. A beautiful moment that concentrates the pathos, but we wish it could be more evenly distributed throughout the whole play.

Likewise, the inherent comedy is hovering in the wings, not quite brave enough to step onto the stage and announce itself in all its justified glory. As a result, the contrasting danger that underscores the narrative is weakened and it is sometimes difficult to differentiate the two. Johnny’s National Front sidekicks, while intentionally ridiculous, come across as boyish caricatures.

The play depicts an era, but sadly some of the issues are still with us, albeit in different forms in our age of social media. The production captures the essence of its time while still managing to feel contemporary. And the finale is uplifting, with a feel-good factor that pre-empts the progress society has made over the last four decades. That we still have some way to go is skilfully brought out in this production. However it can be argued that the show, too, has still some way to go to fulfil its promise.

It is pertinent and important, and a visually strong reimagining of an iconic and powerful story. The production values are high, but ultimately the stakes are low.


MY BEAUTIFUL LAUNDRETTE at the Queen’s Theatre

Reviewed on 29th February 2024

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Ellie Kurttz

 

 

Previously reviewed at this venue:

WILKO | ★★★★ | February 2024
THE WITCHFINDER’S SISTER | ★★★ | October 2021

MY BEAUTIFUL LAUNDRETTE

MY BEAUTIFUL LAUNDRETTE

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