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THE CHRISTMAS THING

★★★★★

Seven Dials Playhouse

THE CHRISTMAS THING

Seven Dials Playhouse

★★★★★

“a heartwarming celebration of the spirit of Christmas”

The Christmas Thing is a skit based on traditional TV variety shows. It’s entertainment with enough good-natured warmth to melt the heart of the biggest Grinch. This is brightly-coloured, ebullient comedy that’s ideal as your family festive theatre outing this year. Suitable for kids and teens, it will also charm elderly Morecambe & Wise fans. Part The Two Ronnies, part Muppet Show, it has a look and feel similar to Noel’s House Party.

Written, directed and performed by comedy duo Tom Clarkson and Owen Visser (with additional material from Dan Clarkson), the format is deliciously simple. You’re part of the studio audience for a live Christmas television special, complete with remote-controlled cameras, drumming robots, surprise guests, running gags, songs, Christmas games, and video sketches. Audience members become the star guests. Their participation is so expertly handled that it’s difficult tell whether “volunteers” are plants or remarkably game punters. Clarkson and Visser create a familial atmosphere where everyone feels comfortable playing along and where everyone’s silly, heart-warming talents are celebrated. In a world where we are reduced to consumers and observers, this show deserves full marks for encouraging the audience to be participants, joiners-in, have-a-goers and creatives.

Between song and dance numbers, Clarkson is the energetic host, whilst Visser works his technical magic upstage. The duo have risen with apparent ease to the technical challenges. Multimedia content is created and integrated into the show on the hoof. Audience-provided noises are remixed to produce the perfect sound effect at precisely the right moment. Somehow, it all comes together. By the end, it’s apparent that unlike most variety shows, the show has a compelling storyline.

The creative team delivers impressive work. Jack Garratt’s original music and Andy Chisholm’s musical direction provide festive sparkle, whilst Gus Melton’s video design and Bob Visser’s lighting transform the intimate Seven Dials space into a fully functioning TV studio. Multiple cameras beam audience members onto screens, creating moments that oscillate between laughter and good-natured embarrassment.

The staging evokes nostalgic mid-twentieth-century TV talk shows with bright colours, kitsch furniture, applause signs, and lots of retro gadgets. This is comedy on a limited budget that’s both very silly and very clever, combining finely-tuned craft with gleeful anarchy.

What makes The Christmas Thing special is its heart. This is a heartwarming celebration of the spirit of Christmas, capturing the joyful chaos of family gatherings and the magic of vintage festive television, executed using contemporary multi-media. There’s genuine warmth and nostalgia without sentimentality. The Christmas Thing is bonkers, nostalgic, and completely Christmassy.



THE CHRISTMAS THING

Seven Dials Playhouse

Reviewed on 3rd December 2025

by Elizabeth Botsford

Photography by Nia Visser

 

 

Previously reviewed at this venue:

DADDY’S FIRST GAY DATE | ★★★½ | October 2025
MONSTER | ★★★½ | September 2025
STORMS, MAYBE SNOW | | September 2025
BLUE | ★★★★ | March 2024

 

 

THE CHRISTMAS THING

THE CHRISTMAS THING

THE CHRISTMAS THING

THE GREAT CHRISTMAS FEAST

★★★★★

The Lost Estate

THE GREAT CHRISTMAS FEAST

The Lost Estate

★★★★★

“This sumptuous fusion of storytelling, theatre, music and feasting is second to none”

Charles Dickens was thirty-one when he sat down to write, in haste, the novella that would change, not just Christmas, but the whole world forever. “My purpose” he cited “is, in my small way, to awaken some loving and forbearing spirit in the world”. On a more practical level, it was a bid to stave off poverty and the threat of debtor’s prison. Dickens and his family were on the edge of financial ruin. Not wanting to follow in his father’s footsteps, he sunk everything he had left into “A Christmas Carol”. This, and other accounts of Dickens’ restless and itinerant upbringing, are exhibited in the corridors as we enter the immersive, festive extravaganza that is “The Great Christmas Feast”.

It might be an oversimplified and melodramatic view of the historical fact, and indeed, The Lost Estate’s presentation adds a misty-eyed opulence and luxuriance that contradicts it. But, imagine that it is Christmas Eve, 1843, and you are an honoured guest in Charles Dickens’ parlour. You have been invited to hear him share his brand new ghostly festive story. Well, you don’t need to imagine. This world has been conjured up with enthralling, magical and thrilling theatrical effect behind an inconspicuous doorway in West Kensington. It might look like a doorway – but it is more like a portal. And the writer’s parlour is more like a Victorian Speakeasy before Speakeasies were even invented. Amid the decks of holly, the lanterns, the draped velvet and beautifully laid tables, we can also wander around and take in the more ramshackle settings of Dickens’ study, bedroom and drawing rooms before being shown our seats in the dining room. Surrounded by piles of books, oil lamps and decorations the feast begins – a sumptuous three-course Victorian Christmas menu, accompanied by an unstoppable flow of cocktails.

Unstoppable maybe, but not uninterrupted. Our host emerges onto the scene. David Alwyn is an enthralling Charles Dickens. Or rather Charlie, he implores. Alwyn also plays (except for a couple of cameos pulled from the audience) every character from the story. As he recites the fresh-off-the-press novel, he enters it, shifting between the parts with lightning speed and skill in a tour-de-force performance that soon makes us forget that this is a one man show. He is endearingly affable but teasingly risqué and irreverent as Dickens, before twisting himself into a crooked Scrooge. Defiantly jovial as Fred or Bob Cratchit one minute, he is then chillingly haunting as the spirits. And completely believable as everybody else. Already a master storyteller, Alwyn’s performance is held aloft by the setting and lighting and design. ‘Darling & Edge’ (of Gingerline and Secret Cinema fame) are responsible for creating the meticulously designed world with staggering attention to detail. Under Simon Pittman’s outstandingly slick direction, Alwyn interacts with the diners, flitting around the space, filling every inch with his charisma. Written and adapted by Adam Clifford, the narrative mixes plenty of modernisms into the text – which blend in just as deliciously as the ingredients of chef Ashley Clarke’s seasonal dishes.

But let’s not forget the live music accompaniment. Steffan Rees’ sublime score binds everything together, performed by Guy Button on violin, Beth Higham-Edwards on percussion and Charlotte Kaslin on cello. The music is the heartbeat that both drives the show and is led by it. Creating and reflecting the emotions and the themes, the words and music are a delicate duet, rising and falling in their interlocked crescendos and diminuendos.

Everything about this production is atmospheric. It is meticulous and mystical. Soul-stirring one minute and funny the next. It may be a rather long evening for some, but that’s what it’s all about. You get a three-course feast, and a show divided up between the courses, in a venue that would make many of London’s so-called exclusive eateries feel shoddy. From the outset, David Alwyn’s Dickens appears absolutely and ridiculously pleased to see us. From then on, we are as equally pleased to be there. This sumptuous fusion of storytelling, theatre, music and feasting is second to none. “The Great Christmas Feast” is the place to go to find the spirit of Christmas. It has been in the past, it is in the present and I’m sure it will be for many, many Christmases yet to come.



THE GREAT CHRISTMAS FEAST

The Lost Estate

Reviewed on 2nd December 2025

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Hanson Leatherby


 

 

THE GREAT CHRISTMAS FEAST

THE GREAT CHRISTMAS FEAST

THE GREAT CHRISTMAS FEAST