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TOTAL ECLIPSE

★★★

London Coliseum

TOTAL ECLIPSE

London Coliseum

★★★

“This has been a spectacular concert”

Most people, when they hear the name of the late composer and lyricist Jim Steinman, immediately picture the motorcycle bursting out of a graveyard, watched over by the looming figure of a giant bat perched on a tombstone. The iconic imagery of the album cover has become almost as famous as the songs themselves on Meat Loaf’s “Bat Out of Hell” album released back in 1977. Early presses prominently credit Steinman with the phrase ‘Songs by Jim Steinman’ appearing under the main title, highlighting his role as the composer, lyricist and creator of the concept. His output, however, extends far beyond the debate of what ‘that’ thing was he wouldn’t do for love (despite claiming to do anything). Other acts and artists he composed for include Barbara Streisand, Céline Dion, Barry Manilow, Yvonne Elliman, Sisters of Mercy, Air Supply and Bonnie Tyler… among others; including himself as a solo artist. According to Steinman, he turned down Andrew Lloyd Webber’s invitation to write the lyrics for ‘Phantom of the Opera’. Still – we have ‘Whistle Down the Wind’ instead, so all is not lost.

Five years (give or take a month) after he passed away, a tribute to Steinman bursts onto the stage of the London Coliseum in much the same way as Meatloaf’s motorbike, with bombast, demonic grandiloquence and fiery energy. Dubbed a ‘symphonic celebration’, it features the ENO Orchestra and an impressive line-up of West End names. It is an event that, despite being an extravaganza for the devoted, overplays its purpose if not its significance.

“Total Eclipse” is a one night only concert, with no indication of where it might be heading next, as though pre-empting Steinman’s song ‘All Revved Up with No Place to Go’ (which doesn’t make the set list by the way). With over forty musicians in the orchestra, a sextet of backing singers, a six-piece rock band and ten lead performers, the sound is suitably anthemic and surprisingly clear given what would have been a fringe-scale tech time for the show. We only really hear Rob Barron’s piano playing in the quieter moments, and occasionally the singers are swamped, but who wouldn’t be with this backing? Still, Harry Graetorex’s sound design is a masterful juggling act with the balance.

Complete with an overture and entr’acte, the set has pretensions to follow some sort of narrative, but it cannot escape the shackles of being a showcase for the singers. All of them rise to the occasion, with a quality and range of emotion and tone that highlights the material. Unfortunately, absolutely nothing exists between the musical numbers, and Christopher D. Clegg directs the evening like a roll call of auditionees. We almost expect the cry of ‘next’ in the brief gaps in the music.

Glenn Adamson opens with ‘Bad for Good’, his swagger still clinging onto him following his West End and global performance of Strat in the musical ‘Bat out of Hell’. Solos and duets follow suit. Tyce Green and Natalie May Paris belt out ‘Good Girls Go to Heaven’. Karine Hannah performs ‘Safe Sex’ (a song from Steinman’s concept album, ‘Original Sin’) with a velvet voice that soars through every crescendo of the power ballad. Zoe Birkett has charisma and energy every time she steps onto the stage (particularly during ‘Dead Ringer for Love’ where she out-Chers Cher in sheer bravado). Danielle Steers gives a gorgeous Bond-themed rendition of ‘Catwoman’s Song’ from Steinman’s ill-fated ‘Batman: The Musical’. There is no particular highlight – each performance reaches the rafters as much as the next – although the stage time is a touch unbalanced. Singer ‘Red’ appears just the once for a classy ‘Holding Out for a Hero’ that closes the first act.

The second act pulses along in the same vein, albeit with more crowd pleasers and more recognisable numbers. ‘Bat Out of Hell’, ‘Paradise by the Dashboard Light’ and ‘I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)’ could all fill a stadium. Jack Weir’s impressive and rhythmic lighting has the same aspirations, although the stunning guitar solos, when they ring out, remain in the half shadows of the pit. Rob Barron, at the piano, fares better, especially during his solo medley for the wittily title ‘Pray Lewd’ – one of the softer, more nuanced, moments of the show.

Of course, the finale (a built-in, pre-arranged encore) is ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ (the clue is in the title), during which the full cast return one by one to the stage. This has been a spectacular concert. But we’re left a bit shortchanged by its blatant self-celebration, and we’re wondering where Jim Steinman fits into it all. He barely gets a mention. There’s no reference, context or attempt at a narrative. The overpriced, ad-filled, souvenir programme sheds no further light. Likewise, “Total Eclipse” is a glossy catalogue of a show.

Nevertheless, it is a very finely crafted tribute to the music, if not the man. We come away, reminded of the wealth of Steinman’s output that spanned contemporary rock, dance, pop, musical theatre and film. The accomplished performances have wedged the tunes firmly in our ears and our heads – but maybe not quite our hearts. But, hey, ‘Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad’.



TOTAL ECLIPSE

London Coliseum

Reviewed on 3rd May 2026

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Danny Kaan


 

 

 

 

TOTAL ECLIPSE

TOTAL ECLIPSE

TOTAL ECLIPSE

The Great British Bake Off Musical

The Great British Bake Off Musical

★★★

Noël Coward Theatre

THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF MUSICAL at the Noël Coward Theatre

★★★

The Great British Bake Off Musical

“Showstoppers, foot-tappers and ballads are seasoned with lyrics that, although overall are delightfully clever and witty, should also come with allergy warnings”

 

The Great British Bake Off has risen to heights of success from its humble beginnings. An idea inspired by country fete baking competitions. The stakes were never going to be high; consequently, the proposal was rejected by all the major broadcasters for years. So, hats off to Anna Beattie, co-founder of ‘Love Productions’ for persevering. By 2020, the eleventh series received the largest audience for a TV series ever seen on Channel Four in thirty-five years. With such a fan base, the spin off, “The Great British Bake Off Musical”, can be generously served up in the West End with pre-cooked taste appeal.

As with all reality TV, the appeal is the human element. It is the personalities and their sometimes interlocking stories that we tune in for. Jake Brunger and Pippa Cleary, the team behind the book, music and lyrics, have taken this premise as the main ingredient for their musical. A baker’s dozen characters mingle in the festooned marquee, held together by a tenuous and treacly love story. A marble cake’s mix of light and dark sponge. Pure indulgence, and escapism.

What ends up on our plates has the feel of a recipe-book revue, or song cycle. Showstoppers, foot-tappers and ballads are seasoned with lyrics that, although overall are delightfully clever and witty, should also come with allergy warnings. There is no doubt, however, that the musical numbers are a treat. There are no unfamiliar flavours, but they showcase the vast array of vocal talent on stage, most of whom have their own big solo.

Presiding over the proceedings are the presenters Jim (Scott Paige) and Kim (Zoe Birkett), with judges Phil and Pam: John Owen-Jones as a thinly disguised Paul Hollywood while Haydn Gwynne, as Pam, is a sassy mix of Mary Berry and Prue Leith. The contestants plough through the rounds of the competition, dishing up their back stories, establishing allies and rivals, voicing dreams and venting insecurities. Whether through song or dialogue they are pushed for time, so the scenarios and revelations are underdone, and half baked. Syrian student Hassan (Aharon Rayner) and Italian fashionista Francesca (Cat Sandison) bond over a shared feeling of not fitting in. Izzy (Grace Mouat) is ‘in it to win it’ until she gives way under the sheer weight of platitudes in the script. Claire Moore, however, is delightfully saucy as Babs the hungry (and not just for cake) granny, eliciting cheers from the crowd with her stand out number, ‘Bab’s Lament’. Moore is the leader of the double entendre – no mean feat as the whole company is grappling for a piece of the pie. At times ‘Carry On Baking’ threatens to usurp the show’s title.

Die-hard fans of the television series are well catered for, with mini-dramas pinched from the series to fill the gaps in a story as thin as spun sugar. Sliced fingers, melted ice cream and slapping strudels. And speculation about off camera romance; recreated here in the form of widow Ben (Damian Humbley) blending with self-effacing Gemma (Charlotte Wakefield) from Blackpool. A predictable path to a cloying conclusion, yet we are charmed by Wakefield’s winning presence, shedding Gemma’s humility to rise triumphant in her solo numbers.

It’s all in the presentation. It’s the icing on the cake that matters. “The Great British Bake Off Musical” is a ready-made recipe for success. The converted will guarantee that. And why not? Ultimately the force, commitment and musicality of the performers prevent it from sinking in the middle.

 

Reviewed on 6th March 2023

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Manuel Harlan

 

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