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THE OLD LADIES

★★★½

Finborough Theatre

THE OLD LADIES

Finborough Theatre

★★★½

“not a comfortable watch, but it’s a quietly unsettling one that refuses to loosen its grip”

“Thank goodness I shall never be a woman”, said critic Harris Deans upon seeing the original production of The Old Ladies. I am a woman, so I couldn’t make the same exclamation, but as I left the theatre 90 years after he did, I did join him in thanking goodness that I would never be an old woman in 1935.

The Finborough Theatre never presents work that’s had a full run in London during the last 25 years, so they’re experts at mining up forgotten favourites and genuinely neglected works from the 19th and 20th centuries. The Old Ladies was written by playwright Rodney Ackland (who went on to work with Alfred Hitchcock), adapted from Hugh Walpole’s 1924 novel of the same name. Three aging women live in uncomfortable proximity to each other with nothing much to report on, and plenty of waiting to do – a combination that breeds nosiness and distrust.

The morbid atmosphere hung heavy in the auditorium before the lights even came up, thanks to the dark drapes flanking the stage filled with fussy furniture desperate to trip you up. Juliette Demoulin’s design keeps the drama contained by the domestic, pointing the finger at the systems that force these women into the same place. It doesn’t surprise me that Ackland envisaged adapting his work as an early film noir, as the sense of dread builds stealthily once the women begin to interact.

Initially, there is warmth and humour as the peculiarity and frankness of those in old age is made apparent, but the play quickly descends into a depressing and claustrophobic compression. May (Catherine Cusack) is nauseatingly frightful, and Lucy (Julia Watson) is pitiably optimistic given her son’s unexplained absence. Abigail Thaw’s Agatha is disconcertingly intense, and director Brigid Lamour’s decision to have her dozing in the background of scenes she didn’t feature in made the audience as nervous as poor Lucy. All three had me torn between wanting to shake them or to run a mile from them, so it’s safe to say the character portrayals were absurdly affecting. Carla Joy Evans’ costume design enhanced the three women’s attempts to hold on to lasting identities while still maintaining the monochromatic feel. Mark Dymock’s lighting was most notable for successfully making the actors look much older and more weary than they did at curtain call.

Max Pappenheim’s subtle sound design tracked the route from ordinariness to intensity, as we watched this story of poverty become something much more grim. The direction and performances collectively pace this turn from domestic tale to psychological drama carefully, leaving the audience in a twilight zone of uncertainty for much of the action, as they are left unsure which it truly is. The eeriness does pay off in the final scenes, but it feels like more of a relief than a satisfaction.

It’s rare that a play makes me so thankful I live in the present time period, given that many of them were written and set a long time ago, and suffer from the cursed rose tinted glasses of nostalgia. But this production is quite unyielding in its bleakness. It doesn’t take too much of a stretch to see The Old Ladies as a warning, as it points its finger harshly at the potential consequences of a limited life – be that economic or social limits – and warns us how grim old age can really get. It’s not a comfortable watch, but it’s a quietly unsettling one that refuses to loosen its grip.



THE OLD LADIES

Finborough Theatre

Reviewed on 26th March 2026

by Jessica Hayes

Photography by Carla Joy Evans


 

 

 

 

THE OLD LADIES

THE OLD LADIES

THE OLD LADIES

DREAMWEAVERS

★★★

Soho Theatre

DREAMWEAVERS

Soho Theatre

★★★

“a solid sketch show full of silly stuff”

Imagine a machine that puts your dreams on display in the middle of Soho for a hundred or so greedy audience members to peruse and cackle at over a pint. Sounds like a nightmare? Well Siblings Comedy are pitching it as a night out at the theatre!

A colander adorned with coloured fairy lights sits on a stool in the centre of the stage in front of a rack full of lab coats. We’re about to become participants in a clinical trial, with some attendees ominously asked to sign NDAs as they take their seats. The colander is actually a dream reading machine, which the awkward and bumbling scientist Gargle (Marina Bye) has been developing for years. He’s interrupted repeatedly in his introduction by the chaotic sound (Charlie Beveridge) and lighting (Lily Woodford-Lewis) sequence advertising his invention with the gravitas usually reserved for movie trailers. Gargle is supported in his mission by an aggressively chipper intern (Maddy Bye), a hapless long-term work experiencer whose main responsibilities are to bring Gargle back from distracted rants about his personal life and stop him requesting that someone on the front row get him a Five Guys.

Together, this dynamic duo run the clinical trial, sending the helmet to various audience members to reveal what’s inside their sleepy subconscious. Old favourites like not knowing your lines feature alongside whackier examples like a monarch deciding whether to behead or bed her jesters. Many audience members get to have their dreams ‘read’, but are mostly not asked to actively participate. The two lucky attendees who are invited on stage are given a deserved and hearty round of applause for managing to dance with the cumbersome and ill-behaved helmet on.

A rat turned tech freelancer gets a few opportunities to jump in verbally, but it’s just the two writers and performers of Siblings Comedy (real life sisters!) holding fort on stage under Dan Wye’s direction. Their rapport and comic timing as character actors is proven to be fine-tuned as they jump from sketch to sketch, bringing particular absurd hilarity to a pair of squabbling religious healers from the Deep South. Laughs are built up from Gargle’s consistent mispronunciations and the pair’s use of stupidity to argue with stupidity, and the song-writing is impressive in its pacey stacking of jokes. But for a show with the infinite world of dreaming at its fingertips – and a promise of the surreal – it erred on the side of predictable. You could see the cruder punchlines from a mile off, particularly the ones about unexpected appearances from Grandma. ‘Corpsing’ was relied on a little too soon and too frequently, so that in a few instances it felt like we were waiting for them to stop laughing, rather than the other way around.

It’s a solid sketch show full of silly stuff, and navigated confidently by the cast, but for a show about subconscious illusions there’s something truly bizarre missing.

 



DREAMWEAVERS

Soho Theatre

Reviewed on 25th February 2026

by Jessica Hayes

Photography by Dylan Woodley


 

 

 

 

DREAMWEAVERS

DREAMWEAVERS

DREAMWEAVERS