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HERE AND NOW

★★★★

UK Tour

HERE AND NOW

Manchester Opera House

★★★★

“unapologetically itself and dares us to follow suit”

‘Here & Now, the Steps Musical’, is a glittering, high-energy homage to Steps and love in its many fabulous forms. Campy, clever, and hilariously self-aware, it’s post-Brexit Britain’s answer to Mamma Mia! The plot might feel a little ‘Better Best Forgotten’ at times but underneath lies a heartfelt celebration of self-love and acceptance that everyone can ‘Stomp’ to.

This summer, four friends – Caz, Vel, Neeta, and Robbie – decide there’s more to life than working at ‘Better Best Bargains’. Swearing on the ‘pineapple of destiny’, they vow to find love before Caz turns 50. Things get messy quickly and betrayal threatens to turn their ‘One for Sorrow’ into four. Luckily the ‘pineapple of destiny’ – and a little heart – saves the day, reminding them that true love comes from within.

Shaun Kitchener’s book refuses to take itself too seriously, flashing decidedly self-deprecating wit. Set in a gloriously unglamorous supermarket, it mixes heartfelt moments with hilariously absurd scenes – such as lovers flirting over a giant bin. It’s grounded (everyone sacks off work to drink in a park) and fantastical (shoppers tear around the happiest supermarket in the world) and you just want to lean in. However, this jukebox musical’s plot is predictably thin. Act 1 ping-pongs glancingly around some heavy themes. Act 2 has more emotional weight but the characters remain under-developed, especially our lead Caz who bafflingly reconnects with a man who lies about wanting children (!). With a little polish, the story could truly sing.

That said, Rachel Kavanaugh’s direction understands the assignment, appealing to Steps fans and the LGBTQIA+ community while offering something for everyone. Expertly timed scene cut-offs lean into the unserious tone, colour palettes evoke different pride flags, and the frozen (aisle) inspired drag extravaganza is a showstopper. The large ensemble feels busy at points but adds much-needed vitality to the huge stage.

Matt Spencer-Smith’s musical supervision and arrangements and Musical Director Georgia Rawlins’ interpretation blend Steps’ huge pop hits almost seamlessly into this new setting. Though almost every plot point is embellished with a song, which isn’t necessary. Also, closing with ‘Here and Now’ is an interesting choice – it’s one of Steps’ more emotionally mature hits, but is ultimately less well known and less energetic. The final megamix is a great save, but the story deserves a stronger conclusion.

Matt Cole’s choreography strikes a refreshing balance between referencing Steps’ iconic moves and offering something new. The ensemble nails the complex group dances, though the more static principal routines sometimes draw the eye.

Set design (Tom Rogers) centres around a large supermarket façade, with moveable pieces and clever lighting transporting us elsewhere when necessary. I love the constant rearranging of checkout aisles and trolleys, keeping the layout fresh. The lighting design (Howard Hudson) is dynamic, bold and slick. An assortment of bright rainbow colours snap to supermarket fluorescent white, before easing into deeper moments. Costume design (Gabriella Slade) brings the supermarket uniform to life by mixing up the colours and patterns according to the mood. Denim and iron on patches evoke the late 1990s and the drag moment is a stroke of genius. Wigs and hair (Sam Cox) and make up design (Jackie Saundercock) add pops of colour while carefully representing each character.

The cast brings so much passion and heart. Rebecca Lock’s Caz blows us away with her powerhouse vocals and remains endearing despite the relatively thin material. Blake Patrick Anderson’s Robbie and Ben Darcy’s Ben command the stage in their smaller but no less arresting roles, showcasing effortless tenor voices to boot. River Medway gives a stunning performance as Jem, deservedly stopping the show. Rosie Singha gives her shy girl next door, Neeta, some welcome vocal power. Albert Green cuts through the chorus with some fantastically sharp dancing.

‘Here & Now, the Steps Musical’ is unapologetically itself and dares us to follow suit. Though the plot and characters are a little flimsy, the knockout performances, irreverent self-awareness, laugh-out-loud moments and driving score will have you dancing in the (supermarket) aisles!



HERE AND NOW

Manchester Opera House then UK Tour continues

Reviewed on 4th September 2025

by Hannah Bothelton

Photography by Pamela Raith


 

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Unfortunate: The Untold Story Of Ursula The Sea Witch A Musical Parody

★★★★

Southwark Playhouse Elephant

UNFORTUNATE at Southwark Playhouse Elephant

★★★★

“This is a very funny show indeed, complemented beautifully by Tim Gilvin’s pastiche score”

Everybody loves a villain. Which is why, in recent years, our favourite Disney miscreants have stepped forward to take centre stage in their stories, such as ‘Cruella’ from The One Hundred and One Dalmatians, or ‘Maleficent’ from Sleeping Beauty. They usually remain the villain, relishing the boos and hisses that feed them. But what if they want to convince you that, at heart, they weren’t the ‘bad guy’ after all. A large chunk of “Unfortunate: the Untold Story of Ursula the Sea Witch” allows Ursula to present her mitigating circumstances. She ain’t ‘bad’ really. But she is ‘badass’.

Shawna Hamic well and truly gets the jury on her side as the loveable ‘octogirl’, tearing up our preconceptions of the hag and throwing them overboard. She captains the ship, steering the show through the scandals, sex and subversive salaciousness of the story. It is a choppy sea, whipped up by hailstorms of catchy tunes, slapstick, jokes, innuendo and overblown, camp-as-Christmas performances. The production has come a long way from its Edinburgh Fringe origins, mooring up in Southwark before embarking on a nationwide tour in the New Year. Its growth in popularity seems unstoppable. Unfortunately, so does its growth in length, and somebody needs to step in to stem the swelling.

Having been treated to a potted backstory depicting Ursula and Triton growing up together, from squabbling schoolkids to teenage sweethearts, we dive into the crux of the tale. Following the unfortunate dissection of a sea cucumber named Kirsty, Ursula is framed and banished to the dark waters of the ocean. Flash forward twenty years and Triton, a single dad, is having a hard time with his youngest daughter, Ariel. Thomas Lowe, all glitter and beard, is a delightfully dumb king of the sea who fails to rein in his daughter’s sexual curiosities. Or rather, in Ariel’s own words, her desire to be ‘where the dicks are’ (one of the many earworm numbers). River Medway is the lewd and lascivious Ariel who falls for Jamie Mawson’s dumber than dumb Prince Eric. To get the man though, the woman must ‘lose her voice’ – so croons Ursula in one of the many satirical messages that pepper the production.

Among the high camp, excessive and heightened delivery, a standout performance is Allie Dart, as Sebastian the crab. Swapping the Jamaican accent for Irish, Dart pinpoints – and joins in – the joyful ridiculousness of it all. Doubling up as Colette the French chef, she delivers another of the musical highlights, ‘Les Poissons’, which showcases the intelligence of the text and lyrics that is often drowned in the waves of razzamatazz. But as a spectacle, “Unfortunate…” is an absolute triumph. Abby Clarke is the unseen star of the show, whose set, costume and puppetry are worth the ticket price alone.

There is nothing Disney about this show whatsoever, a fact that is wondrously celebrated in the number ‘We Didn’t Make it Disney’. The writers, Robyn Grant and Daniel Foxx, have no eye on the family audience at all. But they do have an eye for comedy. This is a very funny show indeed, complemented beautifully by Tim Gilvin’s pastiche score. Chaotic and camp, full of sex and sorcery, mayhem and madness, it is an oceanic treat. You can’t just dip your toe in, you need to dive headlong. The shock as it washes over you is exhilarating and invigorating. Go on, take the plunge. You’ll need stamina to weather the storm (yes – I’ve mentioned it already – it does overstretch itself) but it is worth it.


UNFORTUNATE at Southwark Playhouse Elephant

Reviewed on 14th December 2023

by Jonathan Evans

Photography by Pamela Raith

 

 

 

Previously reviewed at this venue:

Garry Starr Performs Everything | ★★★½ | December 2023
Lizzie | ★★★ | November 2023
Manic Street Creature | ★★★★ | October 2023
The Changeling | ★★★½ | October 2023
Ride | ★★★ | July 2023
How To Succeed In Business … | ★★★★★ | May 2023
Strike! | ★★★★★ | April 2023
The Tragedy Of Macbeth | ★★★★ | March 2023
Smoke | ★★ | February 2023
The Walworth Farce | ★★★ | February 2023

Unfortunate

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